Let's go down the list...

[Nathan]

...of all the possible genital excretions. I've got:

urine
semen
smegma (though where that comes from exactly is anybody's guess)
sweat (you'll have to trust me on that one)

I'm not all that familiar with all the technical names of the female excretions. Do they have smegma too? If so, I really don't think men and women are all that different then. Penis schmenis, we're all people.

 

[Nathan]

Mic check 1 2, this thing on?

 

[HumorMe]

When I have to take a shit....I call it....:taking a Nathan"


















Just fucking with ya!

 

[casavant]

Yes, women secrete smegma.

 

[casavant]

*vaginal slippery wet stuff that feels really neat

*blood

*pus (No, I've never had this happen myself)

 

[Y_lifter]

All I know is that if you got Smegma, You got hygiene Problems

 

[Nathan]

Yeah, but what's the slippery wet stuff called? I've never actually known I don't think and next time I'm engaged in a little foreplay I'd like to be able to be helpful in that regard.

I have to go take a Nathan. A huge one.

 

[casavant]

All I know is that if you got Smegma, You got hygiene Problems

Your body secretes it regardless. If you have smegma buildup, then you've got hygiene problems.

 

[slickdadd]

Mine sometimes excretes Hawaiian Punch. As well as confetti when i get excited.

 

[Nathan]

Mine sometimes excretes Hawaiian Punch. As well as confetti when i get excited.

That is a superb answer.

 

[casavant]

have to go take a Nathan. A huge one.

I prefer the term "krunk". As in, "I have to go take a big, greasy krunk.", or, "Man, you should have seen the size of my krunk!".

 

[the nature boy]

fire

 

[Y_lifter]

tapioca pudding

 

[the nature boy]

maple syrup

 

[HumorMe]

tapioca pudding

cunt cheese.

 

[TEXgrl]

Mine sometimes excretes Hawaiian Punch. As well as confetti when i get excited.

this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've read today