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snacky cake
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Okay, I will go first. So, I was travelling to the eastern part of the state on Friday to help my cousin out. (He's the one that got busted selling a hydrocodone). Well, anyway, I forgot to bring a feminine product in my purse and stopped ata gas station and got a little box of them. When i brought them up front the gal started saying really loudly, "I've never tried the gentle glide before. How do you like them?" WTF. It was like a bad Summer's Eve commercial. Who does that?
snacky cake
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it does
Cal_21
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Cal_21
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Okay, I will go first. So, I was travelling to the eastern part of the state on Friday to help my cousin out. (He's the one that got busted selling a hydrocodone). Well, anyway, I forgot to bring a feminine product in my purse and stopped ata gas station and got a little box of them. When i brought them up front the gal started saying really loudly, "I've never tried the gentle glide before. How do you like them?" WTF. It was like a bad Summer's Eve commercial. Who does that?
lol, that's definitely me. My friend was like "I had a dream last night that Tom Cruise tried to sell me watermelons...I wonder what that means?"
Then I was like "I HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT WATERMELON HELPS THE BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR CAWK!"
There were like 7 families eating & all of them gave me teh evil eye.
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lartinos
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just don't go swimming in shaqrk infested waters and I think you'll be okay.
snacky cake
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I thnk I will welcome menopause. I hate periods.
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lartinos
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if fried chicken does too, then I think we know why the blaques have big wieners.
snacky cake
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Cal_21
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lmmfao!
snacky cake
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I heard it can attract bears.
I hope I meet a hot bear. lol.
I hope I meet a hot bear. lol.
snacky cake
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ugh....
Cal_21
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ugh....
Don't mock my progeny!
snacky cake
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there is a poijnt to it. Inside joke.
snacky cake
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Well, what about my period?Ok, I see this one getting to 12 pages.
dont' you have any comment?
lol
snacky cake
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i dunno
snacky cake
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I don't usually do that. My periods aren't very heinous. lol.
snacky cake
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i dunno.
are we allowed to talk about the b word.
hell, I never know what we are supposed to say or not say these days.
snacky cake
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can I get a side of macaroni and cheese and fries with that? Oh yeah, I need dessert, too. Hot brownie with hot fudge and vanilla ice cream. Yeah, that's it!
snacky cake
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snacky cake
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Oh, come on. I know you want to talk abbout when I start, whether i wear pads or tampons, if I cramp, etc.
after that we can talk about what color i should paint my toes.
snacky cake
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It's safely non-controversial today.
Inane, but safe.
Inane, but safe.
redguru
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How was your trip to the Orient?
snacky cake
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There was a point to this. Even if I was being too subtle.
what was it?
snacky cake
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I'm parodying all the usual drivel in c& c lately.
Greatercow
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I just puked a little in my mouth
mmm yummy
snacky cake
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Everyone missed the point.
oh well.
lol
oh well.
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it is C&C what are you expecting? It is suppose to be light and fun at least that is how I have always seen it.snacky cake
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snacky cake
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yep. just trying to fit in.
Next I'll try a bestiality thread...lol.
chris302001
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How about wiping your taint across the top of your front door so that they dont take your first born?
And what'd you do with my thread tags?
And what'd you do with my thread tags?
snacky cake
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was that you?How about wiping your taint across the top of your front door so that they dont take your first born?
And what'd you do with my thread tags?
dick.
lol.
chris302001
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snacky cake
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Okay, even I am sick of discussing me.
Thread closed.
LOL.
Thread closed.
LOL.
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