Lets all be honest for once

[AAP]

How many of ya'll ain't getting no pussy this week?


**raises hand**

 

[WODIN]

I might...not sure yet.

 

[from zero]

That would be me.

 

[Zebo]

Yo

 

[alien amp pharm]

My sister is out of town.

So count me in that 'no gettin' group.

 

[HumorMe]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight's the night.........WWOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[mdd]

i'm in

 

[The Shadow]

lol

um....me

 

[CipherLock]

i'm out.

 

[VitalRemains]

*Raises hand*

 

[WODIN]

Does it count as "Getting some" if I use some lube to jack off with my numb left hand?

he he...

 

[Dial_tone]

I got a hookup with Fistina tonight.

 

[AAP]

I got a hookup with Fistina tonight.

I hear she throw a mean tantrum.

 

[juve]

getting pussy on thanksgiving week is an ungratifying experience - nobody going out... fuck family holidays

 

[HumorMe]

getting pussy on thanksgiving week is an ungratifying experience - nobody going out... fuck family holidays

As of late, I have been getting sex like a woman's period.....once a month so it doesn't matter what holiday is coming. I'll take it as I get it.

 

[SoKlueles]

I am not getting any.....

 

[Code]

I got some yesterday, twice.

But ain't getting any for a while.

 

[MrMuscle]

i aint getting no pussy, but im getting ass. arent i AAP?

 

[SoKlueles]

sigh....i miss the twice a day days.

 

[mordy]

I'll be having a party friday or saturdy so theres a small chance

 

[mlong23]

i am

 

[WODIN]

i aint getting no pussy, but im getting ass. arent i AAP?

your gay? I knew it!

 

[ZKaudio]

damn... aNYONE watch realsex last night? fuckin had a tuning fork anal thingy... weirdest shit i've ever seen...

 

[beastboy]

MM is seriously gay? Say it ain't so!

 

[gtrcivic]

2x Saturday nite... probably one more time this week before she gets on her period. Always horny the day before and the day after her period!!!!

 

[borg4902]

Been 2 plus years for me!!!

 

[gonelifting]

I`m married, So of course






















NOT.

 

[jerkbox]

i had some

 

[plornive]

I had some every day from Thursday to Sunday. I'll try to get some this week and will definitely get some this weekend.

 

[gonelifting]

Yeah I watched Real Sex, I like the "interview on the street".

Saw that tuning fork thing. How about the girl who sticks her whole hand in her boyfriends ass. damn.

 

[Becoming]

Cyborg Status: ONLINE

I don't know about you humanoids, but us cyborgs get pu$$y every night.....

As far as my databanks can tell homosexual men don't get any at all (though they might get some a$$)

end of message

 

[ohashi]

Every day except today and Thursday.

 

[TC2]

My sister is out of town.

So count me in that 'no gettin' group.

Same here, when his sister gets back in town I'll be set though.

 

[Y_lifter]

My wife has a nasty cold, so I will gladly raise mine...

 

[supersizeme]

I got a blowjob while watching the Chiefs game on the couch last Sunday. I didn't realize it until the very end, but I had the remote in my hand the whole time. I tried hitting the Slow Motion while I came but it didn't have the effect I was hoping it would. She's off to her parents for Thanksgiving but will be back on Saturday so I think I can safely snicker at you all holding your hands up.

 

[Tiervexx]

*Raises hand*

 

[Whiskey]

Did last night, this morning, and will when the ol' lady gets home from work... unless she is too tired. One of the few priveleges of living with your girlfriend.

But I do feel for those that aren't getting any though.

Whiskey

 

[Smurfy]

I'm getting nada now that im single

 

[Y_lifter]

I got a blowjob while watching the Chiefs game on the couch last Sunday. I didn't realize it until the very end, but I had the remote in my hand the whole time. I tried hitting the Slow Motion while I came but it didn't have the effect I was hoping it would. She's off to her parents for Thanksgiving but will be back on Saturday so I think I can safely snicker at you all holding your hands up.

You weren't invited to the parents house for thanksgiving ?
Uh Oh !!!

 

[HumorMe]

I didn't realize it until the very end, but I had the remote in my hand the whole time. I tried hitting the Slow Motion while I came but it didn't have the effect I was hoping it would.

 

[Seashell]

 

[tiger88]

I'm getting nada now that im single

i will fix that in a few weeks



lol

 

[theoak01]

aunt flow is in town so not only am I not getting any but she is bitchy as fuck

 

[supersizeme]

You weren't invited to the parents house for thanksgiving ?
Uh Oh !!!

no i got invited, i am probably just going to stay here though because i have a speeding ticket and a ton of other things to take care of. i'm a contractor and never take time off because i don't get paid vacation so this is basically the first two days in a row i've had off all year.

 

[alien amp pharm]

 

[alien amp pharm]

Same here, when his sister gets back in town I'll be set though.

Right on bro.

Hey, wait a minute...!

 

[IJ26]

unfortunately Im gonna have to say Im not getting shit this weekend

 

[Wynn]

*Raises hand*

All I'm getting this week is a few slices of turkey with gravy and stuffing.

 

[OMEGA]

the thing that really makes my day is ANAL

 

[Mr. dB]

I don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting any.

 

[Pamela]

I have one in my arms right now.
In my avatar

 

[rnch]

well..............to paraphrase former president clinton...:that would depend on your definition of the word "pussy"...."

 

[spin721]

Your Mom is busy....so none here either

 

[Y_lifter]

no i got invited, i am probably just going to stay here though because i have a speeding ticket and a ton of other things to take care of. i'm a contractor and never take time off because i don't get paid vacation so this is basically the first two days in a row i've had off all year.

You got invited and turned her down ???

Double Uh Oh !!!

Enjoy the time by yourself... It's probably rare.
I know it is for me..