law enforcment and AAS

[jeremys]

if i wanted to be a cop, but also was sure i'd juice in a few years, should i think of doing something else or not worry about it?

it would be kinda suspicious being jacked, no? i could see getting away with it in larger cities, but what about rural areas?

ex: we have/had? an amateur BB in the local police department. (something about locks and commissions - what the hell is this?) i don't know for a fact that he juiced, but you know, pretty damn big.

so if i wanted to be a cop, but then i wanted to do some BB shows, it would be a huge career risk, right?

and if they test..what could you say, you use prohormones?

maybe i should just think of something different. i have to pick my classes for next year..always wanted to be an officer though

 

[badazzwhitedude]

Ronnie Coleman is a cop.

Tell them you use 1AD and shit should they ever test you. But then again, I don't know how much longer that stuff will be legal.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Lots of cops juice. I don't know anyone on SWAT who doesn't juice.

 

[jeremys]

so it would or wouldn't be wise to pursue law enforcement?

say that in a few years, i get a job, then i look peculiar, so they tested me. if i fail that test, would i be able to get a job as a cop elsewhere? could i get into corrections if i had to with that on the record?

 

[stonecold54]

if you want to do it then do it but just don't draw attention to yourself. It is always the cocky guys who have somebody out for them that get fucked. Stay in the shadows and don't piss anybody off.

 

[theoak01]

No department wants to fire one of their own because of juice,it will make them look bad,only IA would test you and thats if you fuck up huge.

I know several cops who juice and they arent tested for that only rec drugs,and very rarely

 

[Zoomster]

go for it!

 

[jeremys]

thanks guys, but what happens if you fail a test? never work for another department? work in corrections?

 

[bigbiceps]

Trust me, your department will not be testing you for anabolic steroids. Only rec drugs.

 

[jeremys]

Trust me, your department will not be testing you for anabolic steroids. Only rec drugs.

hate to keep asking the same question, but WHAT IF?

 

[Syphonfilter]

here's your what if........

So you wanna know what if eh? First off, don't ever say they won't ever test you, because that's bullshit. More and more police departments ARE testing for juice, especially in the preliminaries. If you're in the US I can speak from experience, if you're in Canada I don't know what their views are. The bigger the department, the more likely you can blend into the crowd, the more safety you have, and most likely Probable Cause, sometimes reasonable suspicion, would be needed to get you to submit to a drug test. People say it's expensive and it is, averaging 2-300 bucks for a full blown test, but most cities have the money in the budget to pay for it. The smaller the department, the more you stand out, the harder it is to hide, and the more people will focus on you because it's a smaller department. Ronnie Coleman is only a reserve officer now, keeps his peace officer certification, and he was never tested because Arlington PD loved the publicity he brought.

If you get on and you use AAS and you get caught, saying you take prohormones ain't gonna do shit. Deca, EQ, Primo, Halo, Winny, they don't make prohormones for that shit and no department is dumb enough to discount what the lab will tell them in that case.

Finally, the answer to your question. If you get caught using juice as a cop, you MAY, not very likely, but you have a very SMALL, TEENY WEENIE, chance of finding a job in law enforcement again. While they may not care if you do it while you're in it, once you're on the outside looking in and you are trying to get back in, they run fucking scared when they hear the word "steroids." They fuckin' freak. Ya see, lemme fill you in on something, if you're a plumber and you fuck up and get fired, or even resign, the next day, you're still a plumber. You fuck up as a cop, well, the next day, you aren't a cop anymore.

How do I know what I'm talking about? I'm your "what if."

 

[jeremys]

shit..thanks. i guess i'll try to look into computer programming or something also, in case i get tested positive

 

[Syphonfilter]

Let me correct myself a bit. 19 Nor pro hormones can give you a false positive for Deca but all that other shit, dbol, a bombs, you get caught with that in your system you're fucked. It really doesn't matter what excuse you can come up with, if they want you canned, they'll can you.

It's a good career don't get me wrong, I loved my time in it, am dying to get back in, but nobody's touching me. Coming up on damn near a year now and many many many department's have been applied to, all of 'em scared of me.

If you do it, and you get in, keep your mouth shut, don't be a badass, and trust noone. My statement is not an absolute, I only speak from my experience. Draw your own conclusions but be wise in what you choose to do.

There are many good cops who have lost their careers because of supposed AAS use.

As of right now, chances are still slim that in a pre employment situation you will be tested for gear, but that varies from state to state, department to department, city to city and county to county. It's when you've made it in that you have to watch your ass and trust noone with your little secret. I'm not trying to tell you not to be a cop, just be smart about what you use and what you do, that's all.

Good luck.

 

[jeremys]

i'd like to be a pro BB someday. obviously this would bring attention but i wouldn't have a problem keeping my mouth shut. i could just have a higher bodyfat% offseason to look normal. lol

 

[liquidmuscle]

rommoe coleman WAS a cop he quit/retired so he could dedicate more time into bb

 

[HULKSTER]

TO JEREMYS

Jeremy,

I have a serious problem with your aspect of seriously becoming a cop....

1) How do we know that if you become a cop, and decide not to juice so you don't lose your job, that all of a sudden you become a "MR. JOE FRIDAY, ALL DRUGS ARE BAD ARE IF UNCLE SAM SAYS SO" kind of guy. You would also be able to make quite a good impression to the higher-ups and NARC SQUAD at your department by bringing in the heads of all the Moderators and other members on this site who gained trust in you, and in the process, gave you what law enforcement MAY view as aide in purchasing/using illegal substances. Personally, and this is only MY OPINION, but I feel that you, JEREMYS, has far too much inside info and discussions with the MODS over a long course of time for you to possibly just give it all up to become a cop. You could have 5000 posts, but the bottom line is anyone who is percieved of giving up the "juice life" to become a cop has now put themselves into the arena of doubt and serious questions. How do we know you haven't saved all of encrpted/un-encrypted emails? How do we know you won't get angry at a poster who's emailed you in the past concerning "juice", and then you decide to print out his email/emails and NARC on him to some of your pig buddies on the force to get the guy in trouble? YOU MUST NOW DECIDE, WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU: TO JUICE AND FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK, OR TO THROW AWAY YOUR "JUICE LIFE" AND POSSIBLY BECOME A COP/NARC. Please make the right decision....for your as well as the board......

 

[HULKSTER]

To JEREMYS

JEREMYS,

You may say I am being harsh, but you said, and I quote, "I do have a bigmouth". Thus, you have ALREADY ADMITTED that your a very probable candidate in NARCing on people. Let me just say this to all the MODS------------

A JUICER WITH AN ADMITTEDLY BIG MOUTH+DESIRE TO BECOME A COP=TROUBLE FOR ELITEFITNESS.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

there are several police officers that come into the place that i work, and two of them in particular are yoked up with more bloated faces than me on 40mg a day of dbol. Its kind of irritating but whatever, im sure they'd arrest me the same for posession if they could

 

[stonecold54]

to mike79

what are you fucking stupid, not a flame, an honest question. anybody could do that shit you were talking about, why just cops.

 

[Syphonfilter]

This thread is taking the wrong turn but if he becomes a cop, and we can assume he is talking about a city or county type law enforcement job, his department isn't gonna give two shits about busting or attempting to bust an internet steroid INFORMATIONAL site. It's not local PD's that monitor these sites, they don't have the time, resources, or jurisdiction to do anything to the wide variety and location of people on here. Whether he has a big mouth or not would only serve to hurt him and him alone should he get into law enforcement because they won't give a rat's ass about people on the net but only about him in that particular department.

 

[HULKSTER]

REPLY TO STONE COLD

excuse me former WWE star, but everyone precaution must be taken to ensure that no ratting occurs. You can't be too cautious, especially with a potential cop with an admittedly big mouth. Also, you say there is nothing to worry about becasue he might just work for a local municipal or county PD police force, and since not the FBI or DEA, that he is of no alarm. Excuse me, but last time I checked with my cousin who is a municipal police officer, the VAST MAJORITY of "juice busts" are done by local law enforcement. They are the guys with nothing better to do, unlike the FBI/DEA who are too busy with billions of dollars in illegal coke/pot coming into our country through our borders, and all of the drug war violence going on between ghetto gangs fighting over drug turf. The small town cops, therefore, pick up the slack that the major law enforcement agencies don't like to handle, like speeding tickets, some kid with a dime of pot on him, or some juice head caught with 10 tabs of D-bol. These cops know the people in their communities very well, and since many of these cops juice themselves, they know who the juicers and juice dealers are.

 

[jeremys]

i said that i WOULDN'T have a problem keeping my mouth shut. go back up and read

how the fuck do i know who YOU are?

i'm not asking for any personal info on anything, and i rarely post on this board

i'm not hypocritical

 

[HULKSTER]

TO JEREMYS

I have nothing to hide, I would even be willing to tell of the MODERATORS through encrypted email my true, full name and permanent home address. Let's see who else on that thread would be willing to do that. And please, Moderators, if you want my personal info, just PM or email me. Thanks.

JEREMYS, maybe you do need to read your own posts again, because you even stated yourself that you have a bigmouth. Then you say you would keep your mouth shut? Well, it's nice to say something, totally different to do it. So if you have a self-admitted history of being a bigmouth, I think your best efforts to keep quiet will be in vain.

 

[jeremys]

Re: TO JEREMYS

I have nothing to hide, I would even be willing to tell of the MODERATORS through encrypted email my true, full name and permanent home address. Let's see who else on that thread would be willing to do that. And please, Moderators, if you want my personal info, just PM or email me. Thanks.

JEREMYS, maybe you do need to read your own posts again, because you even stated yourself that you have a bigmouth. Then you say you would keep your mouth shut? Well, it's nice to say something, totally different to do it. So if you have a self-admitted history of being a bigmouth, I think your best efforts to keep quiet will be in vain.

GO BACK AND READ WHAT I SAID. i said, "..i wouldn't have my problem keeping my mouth shut."

 

[HULKSTER]

TO JEREMYS

Bro, you also said you have a big mouth.

 

[jeremys]

i don't ever remember saying that nor do i see it in this thread. please quote it and show me.

 

[jeremys]

you're obviously wrong, but i understand your concern. just don't put words into my mouth..er...fingers.


i've always been interested in law enforcement, as i've said, but i guess the risk is too great? if that's the case, what else could i do to supplement my gigantic food bill and utility bills? real estate? social worker? give me some ideas guys, please

 

[Citruscide]

Chicago PD does not test for anabolics... they test for recreational drugs such as Marijuana, Extasy, etc... drugs that impare judgement... and ability to fire a gun.

If you are talking federal... I'd forget about it. They have a requirement that no one can use post 1991 (when the regulations come in) ... they tell ya to not even try to lie... becuase 95% of the applicants get fucked during the lie detector test... at least in the FBI.

C-ditty

 

[HULKSTER]

REPLY TO JEREMYS

If you are looking for a legal, NON-anabolic juice to replace Anabol or any other similar juice, and for a cheaper price I might add, check out Kynoselen (the real Kynoselen, not that bullshit rip-off "made for humans" Kyno-H that just came out). Also, if you want to save money on protein-based foods, do what I do...set up an account with a local farmer who will give you discounts on already fresh, cheap eggs and/or chicken that does not get market up by the middleman a.k.a. SUPERMARKETS

 

[jeremys]

thanks for the ideas, guys.

so i'll be looking at finding a job wherever i'd be able to blend in?

if they did test for some reason though, it'd be damn hard to get a job anywhere, and that would suck considering the time, money, schooling and training that would be wasted

 

[BayRidgeNY]

Remember there is a huge industry thats pays more and does not mind AS in most cases the bidyguard biz is boomin and lots of money to be made

 

[HULKSTER]

To BAY RIDGE

The reason why people in the BODYGUARD PROFESSION don't care about AS is because they have more serious issues to handle...like being a bulletcatcher for some rich, snob celebrity! LOL

 

[jeremys]

Remember there is a huge industry thats pays more and does not mind AS in most cases the bidyguard biz is boomin and lots of money to be made

doesn't sound like there's enough time to eat! lol...i would consider this.. bouncing also, i just dont wanna get shot/knifed in whatever job i do

 

[Citruscide]

doesn't sound like there's enough time to eat! lol...i would consider this.. bouncing also, i just dont wanna get shot/knifed in whatever job i do

You don't want to get shot or stabbed?? LOL Don't be a cop then.

I worked 4 years in the nightclubs of Chicago... got stabbed once, in my left oblique, but a chick with steakknife she had in her purse... in defense, I cracked her across her face.

there are risks... but hey... I don't think you want to be a bouncer the rest of your life... a police officer is much more stable... do well on the tests, and if you score high (number one) you can chose your station

c-ditty

 

[jeremys]

i dont know much about law enforcement yet, so what does that last paragraph in your post mean, citruscide? lol

i guess i'm going to tech school to get an associates degree in police science. i'm still paranoid of getting tested later though