That's what babes are for.......shaving backs......getting the tv clicker....cooking......sex.......more sex.......oh........and more sex......back to the tv clicker..... hey girl..... shaddup! Stargate SG1 is on.....stop bothering me! Of course I love you, I'm your husband.......it's my job! Why are you standing in front of the tv looking at me? You want to know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking how I can get away with burying you in 9 different places so I can watch Stargate SG1! What? You're leaving me? Going to your mom's? Well....hmmmmm don't come back for two days because it's a Stargate SG1 and X Files Marathon. cya! oh......get me a beer before you leave.