Lactose intolerant?

[the People's Champ]

I normally drink milk with my protein shakes. last night, I had a bowl of ice cream, a pretty healthy sized serving, I might add. well, today, I am shitting like there is no tomorrow, and after all is said and shat, I still have the feeling of wanting to shit, even when all of the solids have been expended. what gives? I hardly eat ice cream.

so far, ice cream owns me, and so does italian food. italian food gives me gas