Kramers best line from Seinfeld

[Dunk]

Kramers best line while at the Sports Club with Jerry and George in the sauna..

turns to them all sweaty, and hot, and says.."its like a sauna in here"

By far the best character on any tv sitcom.

 

[KillahBee]

"I put them on a dental chair"

 

[The Shadow]

...when he was smoking the cigars:

"Dont look Im hideous."

 

[SoreArms]

these pretzels, are making me thirsty!

 

[Dunk]

"i just saw a pigman, a PIGMAN!!"

 

[jackangel]

JERRY: Oh, you're crazy!
KRAMER: Am I? Or am I so sane I just blew your mind?

 

[from zero]

The library cop's name is actually Bookman? That's amazing! That's like an ice cream man named Cone!

 

[bran987]

JERRY: Oh, you're crazy!
KRAMER: Am I? Or am I so sane I just blew your mind?

JERRY
it's impossible

KRAMER
is it? or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top?

JERRY
it can't be

KRAMER
can't it? or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?

JERRY
alright that's enough

 

[gymtime]

"I'm out!"

 

[Devastation]

giddy up

 

[RaZor Ramon]

Kramer congradulated a friend of Elaine's (I think) on being pregnant who wasn't pregnant.

After she yelled, "I not pregnant!"

Kramer with a dumbfound look on his face asked, "Are you sure?"

 

[the nature boy]

JERRY: They're cloning sheep now.

KRAMER: No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

 

[onebigab]

When they found out his first name was Cosmo.


Kramer: Well the cat is "waaaaaaaaaaa" (arm flailing) out of the bag.

 

[jenscats5]

Levels..... All Levels!

 

[marshallmadman]

"Joe Peppitone was crowdin' the plate, so I had to throw him a little chin music." "He steps back up in the same spot." "I had to plunk him."

 

[SoKlueles]

i love seinfeld

 

[the nature boy]

"Of course, uh, this is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Peppitone. Um, built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on...on grass. Oh, yeah. Giddyup. On Rusty!"

 

[Deterass]

"I'm out!"

As he slams the money on the table after losing the masterbation contest.

 

[wtlftr]

the last episode sucked

 

[Sassy69]

I don't know any Seinfeld quotes, but does anyone remember Kramer when he was on "Fridays" and he played the little kid w/ all the little green army guys in the sand pile. He blew them up & stuff?

That was koo!

 

[wtlftr]

huh?

 

[marshallmadman]

I don't know any Seinfeld quotes, but does anyone remember Kramer when he was on "Fridays" and he played the little kid w/ all the little green army guys in the sand pile. He blew them up & stuff?

That was koo!

Yeah, I remember that. Julia Louis Dreyfus was the news anchor too.

 

[Sassy69]

huh?

You're a young'un ain't ya?

 

[Apexx]

giddy up

.

 

[madbomber31]

"rusty"!!!

 

[the nature boy]

"Flin-ty"

 

[SoreArms]

"Thank you for calling the movie guy. For movie information press one.....................why don't you jsut tell me what movie you want to see"

 

[gymtime]

"H.G. Pennypacker.....wealthy industrialist."

 

[wtlftr]

huh

 

[PICK3]

Diane's favorite line when she was running for barmaid of the year was: "this would be an excellent forum for him."