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The District of Columbia: The Work-Free Drug Place!
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona : Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only smaller
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia : We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But
The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois : Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri :Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Y er ##$%##! Motto Right
New Mexico :Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina :Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota :Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas :Se Hable Ingles
Utah :Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont :Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared /Home of Brokeback Mountain.
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona : Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only smaller
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia : We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But
The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois : Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri :Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Y er ##$%##! Motto Right
New Mexico :Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina :Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota :Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas :Se Hable Ingles
Utah :Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont :Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared /Home of Brokeback Mountain.