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Know your state motto...

Sassy69

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The District of Columbia: The Work-Free Drug Place!

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona : Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas: Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only smaller

Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia : We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But
The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois : Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism

Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi : Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri :Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Y er ##$%##! Motto Right

New Mexico :Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota:We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina :Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota :Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas :Se Hable Ingles

Utah :Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont :Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared /Home of Brokeback Mountain.
 
Sassy69 said:
The District of Columbia: The Work-Free Drug Place!

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona : Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas: Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only smaller

Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia : We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But
The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois : Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky : "Get off me Dad...your crushing my smokes...".

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism

Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi : Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri :Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Y er ##$%##! Motto Right

New Mexico :Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota:We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina :Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota :Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas :Se Hable Ingles

Utah :Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont :Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared /Home of Brokeback Mountain.

Kentucky corrected. :)

j/k...there are lots of good folks here.
 
new york is the "what the fuck are yoos lookin at" state.
 
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