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Know any cat lover's???

vixenbabe

vixenbabe

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Know any cat lover's who like to eat cake? Here's a great gag gift/cake to make for them!

Kitty Litter Cake:

1 NEW kitty litter pan and scoop
1 cake mix, any flavor
1 can vanilla ready-to-spread frosting
1 package vanilla sandwich cookies- (Nilla Wafer's)
Green food coloring
10-12 tootsie rolls

Mix and bake cake according to directions. Bake in a 9x13- inch cake pan. Turn out on a wire rack to cool. Place cooled cake into kitty litter pan and frost cake. Crumble vanilla cookies to resemble the texture of kitty litter. REMOVE 1/4 cup of crushed crumbs and color with the green food coloring. Sprinkle the entire top of cake with the green and white crumbs. Mircowave the toostie rolls for about 5 seconds until they become pliable. Roll the toostie rolls between your hands to lengthen them. Cut into small pieces, pinch ends, score on top of each "turd" with knife. Place "turd" rolls on top of cake. Serve with the kitty litter scoop.

My recipe submission into hubby's company cookbook was the ONLY healthy recipe provided btw!
 
Havoc...You liked my pumpkin cheesecake recipe!

It's a cute idea...Nah nah nah....

You're nasty too Wodin..But... I still choke down your meat! Your point is???? ;-)

All other complaints can be written on the line provided:____
 
vixenbabe said:
Know any cat lover's who like to eat cake? Here's a great gag gift/cake to make for them!

Kitty Litter Cake:

1 NEW kitty litter pan and scoop
1 cake mix, any flavor
1 can vanilla ready-to-spread frosting
1 package vanilla sandwich cookies- (Nilla Wafer's)
Green food coloring
10-12 tootsie rolls

Mix and bake cake according to directions. Bake in a 9x13- inch cake pan. Turn out on a wire rack to cool. Place cooled cake into kitty litter pan and frost cake. Crumble vanilla cookies to resemble the texture of kitty litter. REMOVE 1/4 cup of crushed crumbs and color with the green food coloring. Sprinkle the entire top of cake with the green and white crumbs. Mircowave the toostie rolls for about 5 seconds until they become pliable. Roll the toostie rolls between your hands to lengthen them. Cut into small pieces, pinch ends, score on top of each "turd" with knife. Place "turd" rolls on top of cake. Serve with the kitty litter scoop.

My recipe submission into hubby's company cookbook was the ONLY healthy recipe provided btw!
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I have a white Angora Cat.

Looks interesting........(your recipe).....LOL

My cat is notoriously fussy over the foods she eats.

If its not to her liking she just goes off in a huff....... :)

I think I've lost count of the different brands of cat foods I've tried on her.

Fonz
 
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Fonz said:
If its not to her liking she just goes off in a huff....... :)


Fonz
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Cats are like women...;-) I've been known to bury a few men in a litter box too....:)

Angora cat? I bet she's pretty...Lots of work in keeping her coat nice I'll bet!
 
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vixenbabe said:


Cats are like women...;-) I've been known to bury a few men in a litter box too....:)

Angora cat? I bet she's pretty...Lots of work in keeping her coat nice I'll bet!
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Yep.... :)

I love fluffy cats.

Fonz
 
That sounds like an awful lot of work. Mix and baking and stuff.
Wouldn't it just be easier to take the cat's kitty litter and tell everyone that it is a fun cake?
 
Happy Scrappy you missed your calling playing Spanky on the new version of the Lil Rascals...He fed Darla a litter sandwich....
 
I'm a cat lover! They're fantastic deep fried in sesame oil and served with a dash of lemon and curry sauce...

Just kidding, I have a hairball named Whiskers at home. Saved him from the shelter.

Seriously though, you said that was the only healthy recipe -- now tell me, how is that healthy (cake mix, tootsie rolls, frosting)?

Funny idea though, might have to try it sometime.
 
THeMaCHinE said:
I'm a cat lover! They're fantastic deep fried in sesame oil and served with a dash of lemon and curry sauce...

Just kidding, I have a hairball named Whiskers at home. Saved him from the shelter.

Seriously though, you said that was the only healthy recipe -- now tell me, how is that healthy (cake mix, tootsie rolls, frosting)?

Funny idea though, might have to try it sometime.
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They actually eat cats in Asia.

Thats just cruel.........

Fonz
 
Machine....NO, THIS recipe is NOT the recipe I submitted!

Lean and Light Enchiladas was the one I submitted!
 
Fonz said:


They actually eat cats in Asia.

Thats just cruel.........

Fonz
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Oh, I know. But really, where's the delineation of which animals are OK to eat?

Why is it OK to eat deer, buffalo, cows, pigs, chickens, etc..., but not OK to eat cats/dogs? Eating any living thing is cruel on some level, so why are there certain animals it's more accepted to be cruel to? An intelligence thing perhaps?

A lot of homeless people could be fed if the shelter's processed their kills into food...
 
vixenbabe said:
Machine....NO, THIS recipe is NOT the recipe I submitted!

Lean and Light Enchiladas was the one I submitted!
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Ah, OK -- now I get it... I was wondering how the cake was healthy... lol...

I'm hungry.
 
Zebo said:
Oooh....Enchiladas! Now we're talking!

I would love a recipe pm.......hint hint
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I tried..YOUR box is full! I'll do one better...I'll piss off Havoc and post it on the Recipe board later this afternoon. I'm off to a meeting now.

Yikes, eating cats and dogs?I wonder what kinda protein we are talking.. I'M KIDDING!
 
vixenbabe said:


I tried..YOUR box is full! I'll do one better...I'll piss off Havoc and post it on the Recipe board later this afternoon. I'm off to a meeting now.
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Oh boy! Looking forward to it. A buddy of mine brought me a ton of peppers, chili powder and spices from New Mexico. I'm ready to do some cooking....

thanks!
 
THeMaCHinE said:


baked or fried?
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Baked or fried
or in a pie!
:shocked:

I honestly like em'. My mom use to breed Burmeise and Calico's when my brother and I were children. Beautiful cats and if you have $ I would definitely tell you to buy a Burmeise. Very obedient and beautiful.

Taste great too!
:bday:
What do you think icing is made out of?
 
jesus 2 thinks you should tan your whole ass if you are going to show you whole ass. it should looks 2 times as good. :D

j to da 2
 
I think that there is a fraternity on campus here that LIKES cats...

A lot...if you know what I mean...

B True
 
Laughing my half tanned ass off...

Jesus 2- Perhaps you should train twice as hard- cuz my guns appear to be bigger than your's as well.....:) I'll go to confession now....bad girl..very bad girl....(I AM KIDDING)

B-fold...You guys having wild kitty parties at the frat house?:)

Humor Me...How are you B? Family doing well?

Polishhammer1977- Meow.

(I hate bumping my posts from the prev. day but I had to place a crown on torns on Jesus 2)

:angel:
 
Vixenbabe,

? 4 u;

I have a cat now. All black, indoor/outdoor cat and has his claws of course. In the winter his coat of hair gets extremely thick and thins out with the warm weather. He also has developed a set of fangs on the bottom row of his gums. Equal to the top. I have never seen anything like it. Have any ideas? Thought it was interesting and maybe you care about something like this. What do you think?

:chomp:
 
vixenbabe said:

Humor Me...How are you B? Family doing well?


:angel:
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Doing good G! Everybody here is well. My wife has surgery scheduled for next Thursday the 14th. She is finally having her bunions taken care of. She figured it was about time to do something about them after hearing her complain for 21 years on how bad they hurt. She will be out of her job for 8 weeks. Talk about cramping my style(if I had a style!:FRlol:)

I hope everybody is doing well at your house!?!

Nice avatar G! I'll take that half-tanned ass anytime!:)
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
Vixenbabe,

? 4 u;

I have a cat now. All black, indoor/outdoor cat and has his claws of course. In the winter his coat of hair gets extremely thick and thins out with the warm weather. He also has developed a set of fangs on the bottom row of his gums. Equal to the top. I have never seen anything like it. Have any ideas? Thought it was interesting and maybe you care about something like this. What do you think?

:chomp:
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Cats always get thicker fur in the winter months...Unles they are the hairless kind...Ick! I've seen those hairless kitty cats and they ain't pretty.

Fangs? Damn...You have a Saber tooth tiger or what?:D
 
vixenbabe said:

Fangs? Damn...You have a Saber tooth tiger or what?:D
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Yo, I don't know. I thought it was bizzarre when I noticed it. Then I asked my brother to check it out and his response was, "Dude, what the fuc* are you feeding him"? He also eats his food and does not lick his food the traditional cat way. Who knows, I figured I would give it a shot. I will take a pic of his fangs and send it on this thread over the weekend.
 
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