U know the definition of a Virgin In West Virginia ?
A girl that can out run her brother.
This boy brings home a girl for a first date to meet her family, and he is telling her dad about the girl and says to his dad "She's a virgin, can you believe that! In this day and age..."
The father looks at his soon and says "We'll if she ain't good enough for her own, she aiin't good enough for us either!"...