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What's up bitches.

Notice is served. Lara and Jonathan are pooling their resources to continue their dominance of the world and taking advantage of creative synergies, economies of scale, and shit like that due to their union.

We don't fuck around. We prefer cash, but if you MUST give a gift, we are registered at Bed, Bath, &Beyond and amazon.com.

Keep your eye on this space. Right now it looks like the BBB registry is not online yet, but we don't care because if we just get the amazon stuff and whatever we'll still be happy.

The wedding is planned for September 4th, 2005 in Lara's parents' back yard. 948A Shetland Dr, Frankfort, IL 60423. There will be a dinner type thing afterwards at a restaurant called Gatto's in Tinley Park. You can find all kinds of information like, driving directions, nearby hotels, and the exact location of Gatto's (which I do not know) at the website I fondly know as Yahoo! Maps.

Jonathan likes cigars. There will be cigar smoking.

Lara and Jonathan are not big drinkers.

Lara and Jonathan like to lift weights and stay (relatively) fit.

Lara and Jonathan have taken a solemn oath to use their newfound powers as husband and wife not for evil but for AWESOME.

Here are some links.

Jayski

Electronic Training Logs

Elite Fitness

NASCAR

Cigar Pass

Is this website under construction?
 
that's cool dude - congrats. you are moving to MD, right? Man, I am definitely going to hit them skins some time then smoke a Marlboro Red with you.
 
Labor Day weekend, fools? The Tone-ster can't be traveling on no holiday.I will make sure my peeps still represent to da fullest extent of the law...ya heard?
 
lol thats not an invite, silly assman. thats just the text from the website Lummy has created to keep everyone like friends and family updated as to whats going on (since we span across the country).
 
Smurfy said:
lol thats not an invite, silly assman. thats just the text from the website Lummy has created to keep everyone like friends and family updated as to whats going on (since we span across the country).
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I didn't wanna go to ya weak ass nuptials no kinda way. hmmmph!
 
I'm there! I've only been to Chi-town once, but would gladly go again.

Tell Lummy I'm bringing a bottle of single malt scotch, and some fine ceegars from downtown DC.
 
can I come get drunk at your wedding and object on the grounds of me needing to go pee and to please hold on for a minute
 
so we're not invited to the wedding or post wedding orgy, but we're allowed to pony up gifts?
 
so does this mean when superqt comes in town that you two are not going to take turns giving me oral pleasure?
 
Lestat said:
so we're not invited to the wedding or post wedding orgy, but we're allowed to pony up gifts?
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lol no. this is not a request for gifts. I was simply showing Killah how the site reads (the site, which is meant mainly for family members and some close friends).

PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR A REQUEST FOR GIFTS.
 
Smurfy said:
lol no. this is not a request for gifts. I was simply showing Killah how the site reads (the site, which is meant mainly for family members and some close friends).

PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR A REQUEST FOR GIFTS.
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can I check that site out? maybe I'll drop a gift on ya.
 
I will take your silence on the issue as a "yes, yes we will give you oral pleasure"
 
Smurfy said:
lol sorry i missed that.

QT can give you oral pleasure, and I can watch. how's that?
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its just not the same...
 
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