Kids do the sickest things!

[Burning_Inside]

This story's so gross I must share with everyone.

OK, my friend has a 4 year old boy. The kid comes up to him with his fingers out and he says daddy smell. so my friend smells and all he smells is shit. So my friends like WTF obviously, and the kid gets this big grin on his face, and starts backing up and then..THEN...

he sticks his fingers in his mouth.

he then proceeds to sticking his hand down his pants and apparently fingering his asshole something fierce, while giggling up a storm, and sticks his fingers in his mouth yet again.

So my friend layed a beatdown on him.

I told him he has to get a video of this for americas funniest videos, or at least to blackmail him when he gets older.

I found out that this kid was also "humping" his grandmother, and when asked where he learned that he said he saw mommy do it.

supposedly his cousin who's 5 also touched him in places.

today he pissed in the toilet and tried sticking his head in it afterwards.

This kids fucked up. He's going to be the guy you see in scat films sucking down shit.

 

[georgie24]

holy shit that was afunny read! he loves to humiliate himself...wait till he is 18 and shoving rulers in his ass in front of his buddies

 

[perkele]

This story's so gross I must share with everyone.

OK, my friend has a 4 year old boy. The kid comes up to him with his fingers out and he says daddy smell. so my friend smells and all he smells is shit. So my friends like WTF obviously, and the kid gets this big grin on his face, and starts backing up and then..THEN...

he sticks his fingers in his mouth.

he then proceeds to sticking his hand down his pants and apparently fingering his asshole something fierce, while giggling up a storm, and sticks his fingers in his mouth yet again.

So my friend layed a beatdown on him.

I told him he has to get a video of this for americas funniest videos, or at least to blackmail him when he gets older.

I found out that this kid was also "humping" his grandmother, and when asked where he learned that he said he saw mommy do it.

supposedly his cousin who's 5 also touched him in places.

today he pissed in the toilet and tried sticking his head in it afterwards.

This kids fucked up. He's going to be the guy you see in scat films sucking down shit.

What did you do when you were 4 and it was burning inside?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

God, that is gross, though strangely entertaining... Reminds me of Officer Duey (sp) is Scary Movie when he asks the other two cops to smell his shitty fingers, lol. I'd defo go with the blackmailing him when he's older scenario

 

[cutiepie04]

If one of my kids did that I would put them in therapy.

I feel bad for the parents.

 

[SoKlueles]

If one of my kids did that I would put them in therapy.

I feel bad for the parents.

nothing funny about that,that kid has problems

 

[havoc]

"fingering his asshole something fierce" LOL

 

[jenscats5]

A "Jackasss: The Movie" protege in waiting.....

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay there is SOMETHING wrong with this child...he needs help

 

[bluepeter]

Tuc in training

 

[Gymgurl]

Lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

what the???????


I only like other people's poop (women).

 

[SoKlueles]

dang tuc ur danged arms are huge

 

[BileStew]

I wonder how you got ahold of Chaos Mage's childhood tapes?

 

[SoKlueles]

I wonder how you got ahold of Chaos Mage's childhood tapes?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

This kid's got John Connor/Jed Eckert rebellion leader material written all over him

 

[string_bean00]

This kids fucked up. He's going to be the guy you see in scat films sucking down shit.

Yep.

 

[broley]

Counseling maybe.
If it does come down to counseling it should be a family thing. They all need to know what is going on.

Or not. The little fucker proabably thinks his dad needs counseling for falling for the ole "smell my finger" bit.

 

[jh1]

Tuc in training

 

[strangebrew]

Therapy?? Cmon, you guys never did shit like that when you were that age?

Not that I'm saying I did or anything...

 

[onebigab]

A "Jackasss: The Movie" protege in waiting.....

That's the best reply yet.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Well something is definately wrong with the kid, because I don;t think he gets any discipline. My friend the father really lets him does what he wants and says oh it's th emom's job to discipline him, and who knows what that trailer trash wannabe holywood starlet skank (but i'd do her) does with him.

 

[Beachbum1546]

children learn to do antics like that from his parents.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i might have to bring this up in class tomorrow.....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

If one of my kids did that I would put them in therapy.

I feel bad for the parents.

what are you trying to say? you gonna place me in therapy? you seemed to think it was pretty funny when i did that the other night.

 

[Burning_Inside]

i might have to bring this up in class tomorrow.....

please do, ask the teacher what he thinks..

 

[Buddy_Christ]

please do, ask the teacher what he thinks..

it's an adolescent psych class, but we were discussing Freud's stages of psychosexual development today. that guy loved the penis. i love mine too. sometimes til it's sore.