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Kanye West calling for revised edition of bible with him in it.

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LOL dunno if this is a repost but someone needs to beat the fuck out of this guy asap..

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=172291534&p=y7zz9zz4x

Cocky rap star Kanye West is calling for a revised edition of The Bible, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The Jesus Walks hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards on Wednesday night, feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

He says: "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."
 
Phaded said:
LOL dunno if this is a repost but someone needs to beat the fuck out of this guy asap..

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."
He needs to have a stroke, ASAP.
 
Phaded said:
He says: "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time...."

If he had of said this:

'I bring up hysterical subjects in a way that makes the kids want to laugh about them. I'm a masturbational spanker.'

'I watched the sound of music more than one time .. '

-- then yah, definitiely Bible material right there.
 
I find it beyond funny how you people are wishing him dead for wanting to be in the Bible.

How strangely ironic...no...hypocritical....no...wait...what's the word I'm looking for?
 
swole said:
I find it beyond funny how you people are wishing him dead for wanting to be in the Bible.

How strangely ironic...no...hypocritical....no...wait...what's the word I'm looking for?

dunno? cliff notes please
 
Phaded said:
dunno? cliff notes please

One of the Ten Commandments is "thou shall not kill."

You want to preserve the Bible's integrity by wishing Kanye West would die.

Do you see the connection?
 
i saw that connection.. if we were bible thumpers there'd be more to it :).. that chick in your signature is the hottest bitch i've ever seen in my life.
 
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