K Dammit I want to have Clay Henry and Jarret the subway fuck forcefed..

[Milhouse]

Burger King, Mcdonalds, Wendy's and Fu Manchu fucking lunchtime buffet.

Anyone else hearing that friggin commercial on the radio with that dumbass song?

I cant get the song out of my head.

"Clay Henry, Clay Henry, He is a Jarret Fan, and was a fat fuck too, then he lived on plain goddam subway sandwiches, used to be a fat pig who ate dozens of burgers and fries, but now he lives on 2 subway sandwiches a day, a bag of chips and never excercises, which is why those 2 assholes will never been seen shirtless in public" Sung something like that.

Sure Oprah will be next with a diet by subway book and how she lost and gained 4000000lbs in one year.

Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep(Milhouse loads shotgun outside Subway store)

 

[WODIN]

Prozac?

 

[Warik]

The funny part about the Subway diet is that it's true. If you weigh 400lbs and stick to 2 subway fresh value meals a day, you'll lose a lot of weight.

Unfortunately, you, like Jared, WILL STILL BE A FAT FUCK!

The best way to lose weight and improve your appearance is to join a gym. It a) is faster and b) is cheaper.

Subway fresh value meal: ~$4

x 2 per day = $8

x 365 days a year = $2,920 a year

1 year gym membership at Warik's gym: $189

The gym is 15 times more cost-effective than the Subway diet.

(Note: A Subway chicken caesar wrap with double chicken and bacon, and a six inch caesar italian BMT are essential to a healthy diet)

-Warik

 

[casavant]

Burger King, Mcdonalds, Wendy's and Fu Manchu fucking lunchtime buffet.

Anyone else hearing that friggin commercial on the radio with that dumbass song?

I cant get the song out of my head.

"Clay Henry, Clay Henry, He is a Jarret Fan, and was a fat fuck too, then he lived on plain goddam subway sandwiches, used to be a fat pig who ate dozens of burgers and fries, but now he lives on 2 subway sandwiches a day, a bag of chips and never excercises, which is why those 2 assholes will never been seen shirtless in public" Sung something like that.

Sure Oprah will be next with a diet by subway book and how she lost and gained 4000000lbs in one year.

Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep(Milhouse loads shotgun outside Subway store)

I agree, Jared does lood like he lacks muscle tone.

 

[HumorMe]

The best way to lose weight and improve your appearance is to join a gym. It a) is faster and b) is cheaper.


The gym is 15 times more cost-effective than the Subway diet.


-Warik

I don't know about this statement. I joined a gym 2 years ago and I haven't lost a pound! I can't understand it......I get billed for being a member and I pay it but I still haven't lost anything but money!



***Sarcasm might be interwoven in my post***

 

[69Muscle]

Henry, Clay Henry.. got large on burgers and fries....

Catchy tune

 

[the nature boy]

Re: Re: K Dammit I want to have Clay Henry and Jarret the subway fuck forcefed..

I agree, Jared does lood like he lacks muscle tone.

maybe so, but I was in Vegas in December and at Club Utopia the dude had 3 fine ladies mauling him. I asked him how he did it, and he said: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

 

[frorider6]

Re: Re: Re: K Dammit I want to have Clay Henry and Jarret the subway fuck forcefed..

maybe so, but I was in Vegas in December and at Club Utopia the dude had 3 fine ladies mauling him. I asked him how he did it, and he said: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

They were just using him for a 12 inch all meat sub.

 

[supersizeme]

The funny part about the Subway diet is that it's true. If you weigh 400lbs and stick to 2 subway fresh value meals a day, you'll lose a lot of weight.

Unfortunately, you, like Jared, WILL STILL BE A FAT FUCK!

The best way to lose weight and improve your appearance is to join a gym. It a) is faster and b) is cheaper.

Subway fresh value meal: ~$4

x 2 per day = $8

x 365 days a year = $2,920 a year

1 year gym membership at Warik's gym: $189

The gym is 15 times more cost-effective than the Subway diet.

(Note: A Subway chicken caesar wrap with double chicken and bacon, and a six inch caesar italian BMT are essential to a healthy diet)

-Warik

That's an interesting formula but you factored in absolutely no food there with your $189/year gym fee. go ahead and put 6-7 meals a day down jared's throat and you're well past $8 a day eating. and i eat a 6inch chicken breast sub every single workday, i get called jared nonstop and it makes me want to smack people around.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Shit, THAT is what I have been doing wrong! I joined a gym and GAINED twenty pounds!