just woke up and im curious...

[spongebob]

whats going on with my bro dballer? his 'trust' thread was locked and his 'liars'' thread was moved to the 'super secrete none of my non paying ass business' section.

i dont really care to read and piece together all the other threads so could someone explain it to me in this one.

 

[spongebob]

i want the truth

 

[frorider6]

Well, all I can gather is that someone said something someone else didn't like and now someone has their panties in a bunch.

I hate missing the opening scenes of a movie.

 

[HappyScrappy]

the honest to god truth is the following:

I was out with dballer and his midget girlfriend. I offered to buy her a drink and he took that as a come on and he started punching me in the back of the head.
I hit the floor in a drunken mess and then that was when the bar weasels started gnawing...

that's about all I know.

 

[spongebob]

the honest to god truth is the following:

I was out with dballer and his midget girlfriend. I offered to buy her a drink and he took that as a come on and he started punching me in the back of the head.
I hit the floor in a drunken mess and then that was when the bar weasels started gnawing...

that's about all I know.

i swear, everytime there's a midget around, you should expect trouble. thats why i just chose to stay away from them. damn little people.

 

[bwood]

the honest to god truth is the following:

I was out with dballer and his midget girlfriend. I offered to buy her a drink and he took that as a come on and he started punching me in the back of the head.
I hit the floor in a drunken mess and then that was when the bar weasels started gnawing...

that's about all I know.

i thought it was when you said,
"Look over there, there's two women
fucking a polar bear".
which was cool until you later said to the
afore mentioned midget,"How much do they
pay you to fuck that bear?"

thats what i heard anyway...

 

[HumorMe]

the honest to god truth is the following:

I was out with dballer and his midget girlfriend. I offered to buy her a drink and he took that as a come on and he started punching me in the back of the head.
I hit the floor in a drunken mess and then that was when the bar weasels started gnawing...

that's about all I know.

I saw the whole thing and that, in a nutshell, is how it happened. Good times were had by all!

 

[TheProject]

i want the truth

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

man, I've always wanted to use that line...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I woke up 3 days later in Illinois. my ass was killing me and the dancing hot dog tattoo that I had on my arm was really what I would refer to as "the last straw"

that is largely the issue at hand I think here.

 

[smallmovesal]

sorry for giving you a tattoo with a rusty nail and a ballpoint pen scrappy.

as for dballer, he asked for HI's address, who in turn asked me for dballer's address... finally it all ended up in the mod forum. i hear that saint 808 is now breastfeeding, incidentally.

 

[WODIN]

He needs to change tampon brands is all.

 

[polarpixie]

Guys, I've narrowed it down. This is either about the Triple Threat or BO$ scandal. It COULD be the midget girlfriend thing...but he insists she is not his girlfriend..

 

[spongebob]

after reading all this, ive come to the conclusion that midgets should be banned from EF. they cause too much trouble.

 

[HappyScrappy]

and muskrats.
them things don't take abuse like the way a meerkat will.

 

[beastboy]

I dancing hot dog tattoo

You must be a Grease fan!

 

[polarpixie]

after reading all this, ive come to the conclusion that midgets should be banned from EF. they cause too much trouble.

I agree! Especially if they are hairy midgets. They are the worst ones!!!

FOR THE LAST TIME I TOLD YOU, NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY MORE PICTURES OF YOUR HAIRY MIDGET ASS!!!! (that was to the hairy midget who keeps stalking me, yea you, you know who you are!!!)

 

[HappyScrappy]

speak for yourself.
my least favorites are them tall midgets.
they are EVERYWHERE!

 

[slickdadd]

bwood8168, your avatar scares me.

 

[spongebob]

i dont like midgets that unexpectedly jump out of small places, like from under your kitchen sink and scare the hell out of you.

 

[smallmovesal]

i dont like midgets that unexpectedly jump out of small places, like from under your kitchen sink and scare the hell out of you.

 

[spongebob]

look, im not ashamed to say it. midgets scare the hell out of me. and justifiably so, i found a whole nest of them in my attic one time. next to the nest was just a skeleton of my cat.

 

[bwood]

bwood8168, your avatar scares me.

do you know where it originated?

 

[Whiskey]

Hey scrappy, what part of Illinois did you wake up in??
Just curious, might be where I live.


Whiskey