Just was told...

[BileStew]

That one of my friends signed me up without my consent or knowledge for one of those online "Russian Brides4U" websites.

I'd get about 20 emails a day from chicks named Svetlana, Tania, Nataliya, Elena, etc..with subject lines.. "Hi (my name), saw your ad, please contact me"

I thought it was junkmail and deleted it all and one day told my friend about the oddity. He imediately burst out laughing and then told me he signed me up about 2 months ago.

Fucker....

I then proceeded to beat him senseless with a garbage can ala Dudley Boys.

I have to admit, some of those Russian woman are beautiful.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

pics

 

[BileStew]

pics

You'll have to wait until I get back from my honeymoon with Svetlana and I'll post them.

 

[WODIN]

I've signed several of my coworkers up for a variety of spammers. Russian briders, asian brides, gay dating services etc....

 

[BileStew]

I've signed several of my coworkers up for a variety of spammers. Russian briders, asian brides, gay dating services etc....

I need ideas to get him back. I thought of signing him up for the military. But that's a little too much.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

plant porn on his comp and get it to self extract when he is away from the comp, when his whole family is there

i reccommend gay porn myself

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I am so doing that to my roommate then laughing my ass off it will be a welcome home gift.

 

[BileStew]

I am so doing that to my roommate then laughing my ass off it will be a welcome home gift.

Pervert....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Romo what was the website?

 

[BileStew]

Romo what was the website?

I deleted the emails. But don't fret my bubbly breasted friend from the north...I get emails everyday from the Ruskie chicks, I'll forward it off to you.

 

[Smurfy]

bump for status

 

[biteme]

Stay away from the Russian women. They are ruthless.

 

[BileStew]

bump for status

My new name is Sergei Petrovich Kotov,

 

[EnderJE]

Crazy glue the door knob and wait for him to use it. I did that to an old buddy of mine back in college. Funny stuff.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

LOL...

smurfy's digging up some semi-precious gems here

 

[slickdadd]

Romo17 huh?

 

[BileStew]

LOL...

smurfy's digging up some semi-precious gems here

I guess her batteries are dead.

And SD...uhhh, yeah.

 

[EnderJE]

I guess her batteries are dead.

Well, since Lumberg castrated himself...