Rant
The difference between you and me,
Is plain and vast and clear to see.
You've got surround sound audio,
And dine on wine and escargot.
You reign high in your Mansion on the Hill,
And live for dirty gossip thrills!
...You make me sick and give me chills!
While I -- I drive no German car
But I pound Iron and play guitar
And so I need no stereo
Surround sound Dolby audio,
System in an SUV --
Or cell phone always tied to me!
And you may talk behind my back,
A Martha Stewart-esque attack.
"He's a horrid, awful child"
But I can take your empty flak
"Looked at me and never smiled
Like some savage from the wild!"
Yes, go ahead and talk away,
You stupid Bitch -
I'll walk away.
And when you die,
How I will pray.
That you will dwell,
On every day,
Knowing you've thrown your life away.
Traded in your very soul,
For diets, fads and social role!
Yes, keep your Cosmo magazines,
Your fancy cars and sleek machines.
I have no lust for all those things,
Your gem encrusted platinum rings.
They have no bearing on my life,
And if and when I take a wife.
I hope to God it's meant by fate
And not for gold or real estate.
Unlike you, where I reside,
Tis not,
What fills my heart with pride.
I'd rather ponder other thoughts,
like E.A Poe and suicide!
So, keep your stupid, worthless riches,
Gossip whores, and Lexus bitches.
Drive your masive SUVs,
With leather seats, and golden keys.
Know your husband has no enimies,
He's owned by foreign companies.
All you think that you may own,
Your house, your car, your precious phone,
Have turned your heart and soul to stone.
A brittle shell no more alive,
Than the Beamer that you drive!
Ranger
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