Just how stupid can people be?

[biteme]

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Date received: November 25, 2005
Subject: Evening

I'm not know to be shy, so thought I try another mail.....so did I make the cut............lol.

Take care
Leslie




About me and who I'd like to meet
I'm a professional and a lady; intelligent (currently working on my Masters) and open-minded. I've been divorced for many years, no ex's for a quite a while, therefore no drama. I have not found the special man to give my heart, mind, and body to. I'm financially secure, independent and self-reliant. Humor and kindness are fundemental part of my life. Physical attraction and chemistry are important but I want that awesome feeling of ROMANTIC chemistry. I'm looking for an attractive, fun, intelligent man , fit, trim, or muscular......a good conversationalist, knowledgeable and articulate, a man with spirit. Comfortable in his own skin and likes "affection", doesn't have to like all the things I like, and hopefully he'll broaden my horizons. Someone to share adventures and simple times, a smile with a smirk says let me tell you more. My greatest joy are my 2 sons 20/18 now serving in the Military
41-year-old woman
Allen, TX, US

Seeking
men 37-45
Active within 1 hour

THese are the kind of e-mails I get from match.com. I've already told them that I'm not a member and can't reply to their e-mail unless they leave their real e-mail address. I put that in the first line of my profile. And this one's going for a master's degree. Jeesh.










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[BrothaBill]

she's cheating on you bor

 

[Buddy_Christ]

THese are the kind of e-mails I get from match.com. I've already told them that I'm not a member and can't reply to their e-mail unless they leave their real e-mail address. I put that in the first line of my profile. And this one's going for a master's degree. Jeesh.

If she's going for her Masters degree and can't follow simple instructions, it is your duty to seek this woman out and stab her in both eyes repeatedly with an icepick.

 

[Smurfy]

get her to sign up here

 

[pintoca]

very. I know

 

[biteme]

She finally got smart. Just e-mailed her phone number. I don't even think she read what I had to say.

 

[Lestat]

hit that bro!!

 

[nycgirl]

She finally got smart. Just e-mailed her phone number. I don't even think she read what I had to say.

She probably was excited about your profile, her e-mail, and she missed it (it happens).

So, are you going to call her?

 

[vinylgroover]

she's got a pretty big wish list......sounds like she's looking for 5 men instead of one!

 

[spongebob]

some MILF action.

 

[hamstershaver]

quit being such a cheap ass and join the site

 

[JayC9]

please collect your baggage at terminal 7

 

[biteme]

This is fun. I just got a trial membership. I probably won't be back for awhile.

 

[nycgirl]

This is fun. I just got a trial membership. I probably won't be back for awhile.

Are you going to post a pic of yourself sitting in your shorts on their site too?

 

[Smurfy]

Are you going to post a pic of yourself sitting in your shorts on their site too?

PWNED!!!!!!

 

[gonelifting]

That woman is Raina. Sorry bro.

 

[biteme]

Holy Friggin SHit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have I got a story to tell ya'll. I'm freaked out! Gotta go though. I'll back to report in later.

 

[EnderJE]

Do you have a banana in your shorts or are you just happy to see this post?

 

[gonelifting]

****I'm making this a sticky, people****

Biteme has been duped. It seems his liver was stolen from his body last night during what he thought was a night of passion, but when he woke up, he had stitches on his body with a "Thanks for your liver" 'post it' note on his stomach.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

She finally got smart. Just e-mailed her phone number. I don't even think she read what I had to say.

Emailed her phone number? LOL!!!

That screams, call me, CALL ME PLEASSSSEEEE!!!!.

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"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

The success a person achieved in life after life is over is not measured by the material items, wealth or land they acquire. But in the lives they have touched in a positive way and the people who remember them with a fondness and a smile or a tear that they are no longer.
- my brother

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Online dating services = trouble. I can understand people not having time to date the old fashioned way, but then why do it at all? Answer that and the bottom line is sex.....and if that's the case then why go through all the b.s. of describing one's ideal mate?
The other thing about online dating is that you have to rely on what a woman says vs. what she does, which won't get any bro very far.

 

[biteme]

Online dating services = trouble. I can understand people not having time to date the old fashioned way, but then why do it at all? Answer that and the bottom line is sex.....and if that's the case then why go through all the b.s. of describing one's ideal mate?
The other thing about online dating is that you have to rely on what a woman says vs. what she does, which won't get any bro very far.

I'd have to disagree with you. It's a crapshot. Many people have found their spouses online. THe girl that was e-mailing me turned out to be one of my classmates. We graduated the same year. Yeah, we were both freaked out. I know her brother and her mother. Even though we went through several years of school together, I only knew her from her picture in the annual. And I have gone out with several nice women in the past from that site.

 

[Gymgurl]

Post it on here....I'm sure SOME male member might try her out and take her for a ride...

 

[biteme]

Post it on here....I'm sure SOME male member might try her out and take her for a ride...

I already did. I had her singing soprano. j/k

 

[PBR]

I'd have to disagree with you. It's a crapshot. Many people have found their spouses online. THe girl that was e-mailing me turned out to be one of my classmates. We graduated the same year. Yeah, we were both freaked out. I know her brother and her mother. Even though we went through several years of school together, I only knew her from her picture in the annual. And I have gone out with several nice women in the past from that site.

yeah its a "crapshoot" alright...but what isnt?. really.