Just how stresssed are you?

[Cleaner]

For the record ----


I'm a cool blue ocean -- yeah right!

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 40%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 8% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


37%

That's about what you deserve. So don't fight the pain.

Our advice is to:

(1) stop bitching, and
(2) get back to work.

Sadly, you're just like everyone else. You think you have it bad, and sometimes maybe you do. But you bitch about it way too much. Therefore, you are a chump. Hit the road.

Q.E.D.
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According to the Stress Test

18 year-old males are the most stressed people.

23 year-old women are the most shit-filled.

31% of mankind drinks as much as possible.

the average test-taker goes to bed at 1 AM.

and 9% have never had an orgasm.

 

[Kryp2o]

YOU: calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...
According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 63%, which is approaching the breaking point.

However, you are 42% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


36%

 

[tomcat]

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 36%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 23% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


28%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

 

[40butpumpin]

According to our research, you exhibit a stress percentage of 40%, which is isn't bad at all.

However, you are 18% full of shit.

This yields an Actual Stress Level of:


33%

That's less than average for a person of your age. So what's your problem?

 

[delts2]

LOL......basically I'm half full of shit, and pretty much a whiner. That was fun.

delts2