Just gave my cat a bath..

[BileStew]

Now the wench won't speak to me.

Open your own cans of food now you 4 legged wet cotton ball.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Please tell me you're lying

 

[juve]

Now the wench won't speak to me.

What an aberrance? A cat won't talk to you? Roofies....

 

[BileStew]

Please tell me you're lying

No, the shower was broke and plus, she can't reach the knobs to turn on the water ever since the boating accident.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

No, the shower was broke and plus, she can't reach the knobs to turn on the water ever since the boating accident.

too good

 

[BileStew]

What an aberrance? A cat won't talk to you? Roofies....

I'm all out. Bjorkbox asked me to ship them to him. He said Zorro was acting up again.

 

[tripleblonde]

my dog use to head for the hills if i even mentioned the word bath....after i would chase him down, wash him, dry, etc...he wouldn't look or talk to me for days....it was always a traumatic part of the month

 

[Mr. dB]

How long did it take you to bandage your forearms afterwards? Did you lose much blood?

 

[BileStew]

my dog use to head for the hills if i even mentioned the word bath....after i would chase him down, wash him, dry, etc...he wouldn't look or talk to me for days....it was always a traumatic part of the month

Yea, I can understand that. Plus, I like a nice clean pussy.

 

[juve]

after i would chase him down

With what? you drink dogs - it ain't no alcoholic beverage?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

my dog use to head for the hills if i even mentioned the word bath....after i would chase him down, wash him, dry, etc...he wouldn't look or talk to me for days....it was always a traumatic part of the month

Do you purposely leave yourself so vulnerable to attack?

 

[BileStew]

How long did it take you to bandage your forearms afterwards? Did you lose much blood?

She's declawed.

And I know where this is headed now.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Now the wench won't speak to me.

Next he's going to start a thread about coughing up a hairball.

 

[tripleblonde]

Do you purposely leave yourself so vulnerable to attack?

actually i thought the irony of my post was kinda funny....so i guess this answer is....purty much

 

[Moderate_THIS]

actually i thought the irony of my post was kinda funny....so i guess this answer is....purty much

phew.

 

[tripleblonde]

phew.

your relief couldn't come soon enough

 

[Moderate_THIS]

your relief couldn't come soon enough

It actually came at about 1am last night, thanks

 

[BileStew]

your relief couldn't come soon enough

You just set yourself up bigtime there nip girl.

 

[BileStew]

It actually came at about 1am last night, thanks

See, I told you nippitysplit..

 

[tripleblonde]

It actually came at about 1am last night, thanks

glad to hear your takin' care of business

 

[strongsmartsexy]

It actually came at about 1am last night, thanks

Please tell me you didn't use the tub of KY and Chinchilla sock puppet juve has.

 

[tripleblonde]

See, I told you nippitysplit..

lol at the nippitysplit

yeah yeah, i predicted as much.....not livin' up to his name

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Please tell me you didn't use the tub of KY and Chinchilla sock puppet juve has.

Well, she couldn't get me off so drastic measures had to be taken. I'll give you a clue. Medicine cabinet and silverware drawer.

 

[BileStew]

Update:

My cat is now speaking to me.

Now where is that can of ether?