Just experienced the most Vicious Poo ever.

[Paulos]

Took a good ten minutes to get out, was approximately the size of a large cucumber. When I checked the toilet there was blood.

There has not been an anus so violated, abused, and bloody since the last time Bikinimom was short rent money.

Time to get more fiber in my diet.

 

[bwood]

geez dude...

you been eating quik-crete???

how about shitting me out a driveway???

 

[Paulos]

No...just about 250-300g protein a day with about 50g carbs each day...going to start eating a little more oatmeal or Broccoli.

 

[Dooley]

Try the orange flavored fiber drink.. it's shitastic. Can't remember what it's called tho.

 

[JDarty6173]

Huh odd...The more protein I eat the runnier it tends to get

 

[Aussie Juga naught]

Huh odd...The more protein I eat the runnier it tends to get

true dat

 

[JDarty6173]

Guess we just got freaky colons...LOL

 

[beefybull]

Hope you didnt blow an O-ring...

 

[jeditonytao]

Anyone remember when Forider used to update us when he took shits, ahh the good ole days of last year...

 

[casavant]

No...just about 250-300g protein a day with about 50g carbs each day...going to start eating a little more oatmeal or Broccoli.

I had the exact same problem when I was dieting.

 

[casavant]

Anyone remember when Forider used to update us when he took shits, ahh the good ole days of last year...

Yep. Between Fro and Days of the Tantric, the board was filled with doo-doo.

 

[bwood]

Yep. Between Fro and Days of the Tantric, the board was filled with doo-doo.

the board is still filled with doo-doo...

 

[casavant]

the board is still filled with doo-doo...

Yep. So you can just imagine how it was before!!

 

[Big Jroy]

Drink a bottle of water from Tijuana, garanteed to get you movin.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Try the orange flavored fiber drink.. it's shitastic. Can't remember what it's called tho.

metamucil

 

[rnch]

a 4 piece greasy chicken dinner from popeye's will always flush me out..............i can unscrew the light bulb and read my magazine from the flames coming off my himroids!!!!!!!

 

[JDarty6173]

Well Speaking of a protein poo... It was a rather loud and explosive morning

 

[Dooley]

metamucil

Thank you kindly good sir

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Thank you kindly good sir

why, no problem, drunken_weasel is here for you!