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going back to bed now...
Can`t sleep...damn it.
Can`t sleep...damn it.
Just changed my baby`s diaper,
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HumorMe said:
Been there, seen that.
My daughter pooped in the tub as I was giving her a bath. All I could think about was that scene from CaddyShack and the theme song from Jaws.
My worst poop experience as a parent was getting our twins ready for a bath. I had to get a garbage bag and just throw away the sweat shirt and pants I was wearing.
very "ucky".
HumorMe
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WODIN said:
Can't say I ever had one of mine do that.
My worst time was one day I was laying on the couch and I had just fed my daughter and burped her. Seems that I didn't burp her enough.
I was laying on my back and I had her in my hands with my arms extended and I was trying to make her laugh and she barfed into my mouth.
You talk about "ucky". That was first and last time I did that after she had eaten.
2Shy
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My favorite baby poop story happened the week we brought my kid home. I had just finished nursing her and my mom (who allowed me to touch my daughter about 5x for an entire 2 weeks) whisked the baby away to the changing table.
Been a few years since Mom changed a baby. I the new mom said "You might want to drape a diaper over her just in case." (Parents here will understand why.)
No sooner had my mom said no, she knew better, than poop simply EXPLODED out of my daughter, grazing my mom, and shooting across the room to land on the wall. SPLAT!
I couldn't stop laughing. And, don't you know, I was just sooooo weak from child bearing and all that I didnt' have the strength to help Mom clean up.
Been a few years since Mom changed a baby. I the new mom said "You might want to drape a diaper over her just in case." (Parents here will understand why.)
No sooner had my mom said no, she knew better, than poop simply EXPLODED out of my daughter, grazing my mom, and shooting across the room to land on the wall. SPLAT!
I couldn't stop laughing. And, don't you know, I was just sooooo weak from child bearing and all that I didnt' have the strength to help Mom clean up.
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Oh well, My kid had the tub poopy the other day with her grandma. She did`nt see it until she drained the soapy water. lol
Mine seems to vomit on us when we give her medicine. It`s usually late at night after a big meal and EVERYBODY wants to sleep. Food all over the place,furniture clothes carpet.
Oh well, My kid had the tub poopy the other day with her grandma. She did`nt see it until she drained the soapy water. lol
Mine seems to vomit on us when we give her medicine. It`s usually late at night after a big meal and EVERYBODY wants to sleep. Food all over the place,furniture clothes carpet.
sh4dowf4lcon
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babies are fun, cute, and all that but man the require and demand attention. They are obviously dependant on us for everything they need. The joys of parenting are endless. It is worth all the effort it requires.
2Shy
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sh4dowf4lcon, babies develop the ability to smile right about the time their exhausted parents are seriously considering hurling them across the room. It's a survival trait!
GL ~ I knew I was truly a mom the first time my oldest barfed on me. She'd never vomited before and was just a toddler, so she thought her insides were coming out. Instead of hurling her across the room and screaming YUUUUUUUUUCCK!!! I calmly held her and suggested she try for the bucket next time.
lol Just noticed, my solution to a lot of things appears to be hurling them across the room.
GL ~ I knew I was truly a mom the first time my oldest barfed on me. She'd never vomited before and was just a toddler, so she thought her insides were coming out. Instead of hurling her across the room and screaming YUUUUUUUUUCCK!!! I calmly held her and suggested she try for the bucket next time.
lol Just noticed, my solution to a lot of things appears to be hurling them across the room.
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