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Got this e-mailed to me from my best girl...
if u think life is bad...... how whuld u like to be an egg? u only get laid once. u only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. u share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all.... the only chick that ever sat on your face is your mother!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to someone who u feel can use a good lay, i mean day!!!!!!!
Tee hee hee!!
if u think life is bad...... how whuld u like to be an egg? u only get laid once. u only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. u share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all.... the only chick that ever sat on your face is your mother!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to someone who u feel can use a good lay, i mean day!!!!!!!
Tee hee hee!!
