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Juicers, get those flames thrower's started...

BigDdaGanjalist said:



You get your blow torch out that you so conveniently hold in your back pocket and melt the glass back together again. . . duh.

You do realize that I was joking, right???
 
HappyScrappy said:



have you tried the suppository technique with it?

I try to stick anything I can get my hands on, up my ass. The amp just tore up the ol' chute real bad. Needless to say, there's winny and blood, all over my ass. It makes for a nice lube, though.
 
68GT350 said:
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My big bright-red ass is all slippery. Wanna give it a kiss?

Well it wouldn't be so red if you didn't try to play hide the kitchen appliance morning, noon and night. Go play with your glow in the dark nose rings and listening to your Mannheim Steamroller CD.

BTW - stop pm'ing me about your trials and tribualtions with your work. You made to choice to be a pole polisher down at Big Gay Al's Ass Emporium. And no - I do not know where May1010 has gone. Do I look like fucking Ms. Cleo to you knuckle fucker???
 
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Cornholio said:


Well it wouldn't be so red if you didn't try to play hide the kitchen appliance morning, noon and night. Go play with your glow in the dark nose rings and listen to your Mannheim Steamroller CD.

Only when you get away from me with that meat tenderizer, you little vixen, you. Your pops needs it to smash his balls into a fine paste. I would too if I fathered something like you.
 
...sorry, just being a smartass today. I guess super sizing my happy meal made me just a tad too fat so I can no longer pleasure myself orally.
 
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