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An old Jewish man is walking down the beach one day and he runs across an old Lamp. He rubs it and out pops a Genie, and the Genie granted him one wish.. The man thought for a moment and then pulled out a map of Jerusalem.. and asked for peace there stating that the land has been in a state of emergency for its entire existence.. The Genie said that with all my power , Im afraid I cannot do that , whats your second wish..The man thought for a moment and said that he had been married for 29 years and that his wife had never given him oral sex, and could the Genie help.. The Genie replied: Let me take a look at that map again......lol
