Joke

[Zebo]

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies, "they usually just ride the
camel into town where the girls are."

 

[Nathan]

I've done that.

 

[tuc biscuit]

nice

 

[jerkbox]

hee hee

 

[from zero]

Hahahaha, holy bartender. I get it. That's a great one!

 

[vixenbabe]

snicker-snicker!

There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He has NO clue what costume to wear to hide his head and leg. He writes to a fancy dress company to explian the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden led, you'll be just right as a pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg. He writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a letter included:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. He writes the company another letter of complaint. The next day he recives a small parcel and a note which reads:

Deatr Sir,

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick the wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

 

[Zebo]

LOL