Joke from canada to the UK

[chiefwiggum]

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in the uk?
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If it would have been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

Wiggum

 

[lincoln]

lmao


What is that all about anyway?

 

[chiefwiggum]

I read an article the other day about the Uk having the highest % worldwide of people who have bad teeth. My bad though, this should be in chat and conversation.
Sorry,
Wiggum

 

[The mann]

 

[BigPsyco]

 

[brooksy1000]

Thats the worst joke ever, LOL, just makes me laugh how bad that was. Got any more Wiggum to save me from my boredom?

 

[GaryWary]

I read an article the other day about the Uk having the highest % worldwide of people who have bad teeth. My bad though, this should be in chat and conversation.
Sorry,
Wiggum

That's because dentists are expensive. So people don't bother going.

 

[Imnotdutch]

That wouldnt suprise me in the least.....

I think I'm the only member of my family that gets regular checkups.....and I only started that after leaving home. It just isnt seen as a priority by alot of people over here.

I'm sure that you could find a negative statistic like this for every country though.

I read an article the other day about the Uk having the highest % worldwide of people who have bad teeth. My bad though, this should be in chat and conversation.
Sorry,
Wiggum

 

[bbigman2000]

 

[Tigerparks]

It's why so many American's take the piss out of the English and they're teeth. You only have to look at Austin Powers' jacked up teeth.

And here we are making fun of American kids and they're teeth braces. Looks like they get the last laugh!

 

[chiefwiggum]

That's because dentists are expensive. So people don't bother going.

I know lots of people that don't go to the dentist because it's expensive but i'll let you in on a secret we practice here in canada. brushing and flossing, i know it sounds crazy but it works. Keep me posted.
Wiggum

 

[Adaptek]

i went to the dentist a couple times when i was younger. i have no fillings, no rotten teeth, no problems, so why bother going to the dentist???

if my teeth were falling out i might go, but i have used colgate my whole life and it works, other toothpastes are crap.

 

[Nathan]

It's why so many American's take the piss out of the English and they're teeth. You only have to look at Austin Powers' jacked up teeth.

And here we are making fun of American kids and they're teeth braces. Looks like they get the last laugh!

I sure don't make fun of kids with braces. Sure, I go out of my way to pants (pull their pants down) those kids in public places and I always do my best to push them into on coming traffic, but never say anything offense. I mean, I wouldn't like it if I had braces and somebody said something nasty to me.

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]