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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the
teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could
use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
“My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she
looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully,” he said.
“Excellent, Michael!”
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful,
......just fucking beautiful!’”
teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could
use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
“My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she
looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully,” he said.
“Excellent, Michael!”
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful,
......just fucking beautiful!’”
