Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below strongchick
Well-known member
yup.
wooly hair.
wooly hair.
Jesus was a Black man.
- Thread starter strongchick
- Start date
F
Frackal
Guest
Do you think he was hung like a black man?
strongchick
Well-known member
Frackal said:
And if he did, who would Jesus do?
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Strongchick, you are a disgrace to humanity. That is without doubt, the stupidest comment I have heard in my life. Fuck no.
musclebrains
New member
It's well known that he was gay too.
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Jesus was white. If we are going to mock religion on this baord here i go.
Allah, can suck my big dick, then toss my salad and scramble my eggs. Allah, is a fucking $2.00 prostitute, not a god.
Allah, can suck my big dick, then toss my salad and scramble my eggs. Allah, is a fucking $2.00 prostitute, not a god.
B
buksoon
Guest
A black Jew who counted ho's among his dearest friends... rock on with his bad self. 
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
musclebrains said:
Fuck you skumbag. Go stick a big lead pipe up your ass gay fucker.
C
Code
Guest
So was your dad.
Speculation is a two-way street.
Does the possibility that Jesus was black make his Word any less important?
Speculation is a two-way street.
Does the possibility that Jesus was black make his Word any less important?
musclebrains
New member
Allah is heterosexual. That's a fact.
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
You all are pathetic. Friday, when I have time to post again, I am starting a "fuck gays" and "fuck sand nigger" thread. They are not worse than this thread. You watch fuckers. Strongchick, you fucking bitch.
BigDdaGanjalist
New member
The geographical location of where Jesus was born doesn't foster white kids.
The ARTWORK that you see so commonly is the artists rendition (Roman's) of what they think he looked like.
smallmovesal
New member
B
buksoon
Guest
Strongchick, I have to say that I don't think Jesus was black.
And the reason is that we know he was a Jew, and let me tell ya, it is damn near impossible to keep a yarmulke on an afro.
And the reason is that we know he was a Jew, and let me tell ya, it is damn near impossible to keep a yarmulke on an afro.
Calm the fuck down brains of shit. He was NOT a white guy. King Richard redid the Bible and had Jesus redone as a white guy. He was English and figured they owned the planet then so he had to be white. That and the Church couldn't have Englishmen praying to a Middle Eastern man. Grow up and deal with it.
musclebrains
New member
OMEGA said:
Jheri Curl Christ. And of course he was gay. He wore diaphanous robes, hung out with 12 men, even danced with them in the gnostic gospels, was a mama's boy and blamed his father for his problems.
MasterMind
New member
And so what if he was.....I'm with code on this one....I really don't see why it matters one way or the other.....besides the bible says.....he had skin of bronze, you know like Middle Easterns.....but interpret it how you want to
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
Strong language in defense of Our Lord. Wings for you, brother steel.
B
buksoon
Guest
musclebrains said:
And he was the one who authorized the prefix "The Divine" to "Miss M." For you are the wind beneath my wings.
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Musclebrains, when you are in hell for bieng a big fag, I hope the devil sticks his big red dick in your ass and it burns the aids out of your intestines.
smallmovesal
New member
musclebrains said:
haha you're on a roll tonight
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
That goes for everyone who says jesus was black and gay. He may have been a jew, but fuck, he was no towelhead, there is a difference.
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
I imagine roughly the same thing will happen to you when you are in 9th grade.
strongchick
Well-known member
Balls of Steel said:
I'm not sure if the fact that you are so serious makes this exceptionally funny, or sad.
smallmovesal
New member
well here, let me clear up this debate right here and now.
case closed!
What does Jesus really look like?
by Tom Brown
By the grace of God I was privileged to see Jesus Christ in a vision. This vision took place when I was visiting a nursing home in El Paso, Texas. It occurred during the early 1980s. I had come to preach and minister to the elderly. On this day, I was rather discouraged.
As the people were singing songs, I closed my eyes and asked, "Lord, is it worth me coming to this nursing home to visit and preach to the people? They don’t seem to be improving." After praying this simple prayer, I opened my eyes, and to my astonishment I saw the Lord.
I didn’t see Him in his traditional garments; instead I saw Him sitting in a wheelchair with a blanket over His legs. There was suppose to be an elderly man sitting there, but instead it was the Lord. As I looked across the room, all I could see was Jesus. I saw Jesus in the place of all the people. He wore a nurse’s uniform. He sat in a chair where there was a lady supposed to have sat. I could not see anyone’s face. I only saw the Lord.
As I looked in astonishment, I heard the Lord say, "Whatever you have done for one of the least of these, you have done unto me." The vision ended.
I knew that the Lord was telling me to continue to visit these wonderful people, because it was like visiting the Lord. Everywhere I’ve gone I have tried to have this same attitude. Whoever I preach to, I see Christ in them.
People have wanted to know exactly what the Lord looked like. I really can’t tell you how tall he was, since most of the time he was sitting down, but I will never forget His face, especially His piercing eyes. I never tried to get anyone to draw a portrait of Him from my account.
Recently, I stumbled across a portrait of Jesus that looked closely like the vision I saw. It was this portrait.
I was amazed when I saw it. It was the portrait drawn by the acclaimed portrait artist Stan Stevenson. He drew the portrait using computer-enhanced photographs of the Shroud of Turin. He drew the portrait exactly as the man would have looked before the beating.
I never put much stock into the Shroud of Turin, because at first the shroud looked to me as a different man that I remembered seeing in the vision. Of course it did; it was Jesus after His beating.
The Bible says that He was beaten beyond recognition. So I didn’t recognize Jesus in the shroud. I even told people that it wasn’t Jesus; it did not remind me of my vision. But when I saw the enhanced portrait of what the man in the shroud would have looked like before the beating, I said to myself, "That’s the man I saw. That’s Jesus."
This is my testimony to what I saw.
case closed!
What does Jesus really look like?
by Tom Brown
By the grace of God I was privileged to see Jesus Christ in a vision. This vision took place when I was visiting a nursing home in El Paso, Texas. It occurred during the early 1980s. I had come to preach and minister to the elderly. On this day, I was rather discouraged.
As the people were singing songs, I closed my eyes and asked, "Lord, is it worth me coming to this nursing home to visit and preach to the people? They don’t seem to be improving." After praying this simple prayer, I opened my eyes, and to my astonishment I saw the Lord.
I didn’t see Him in his traditional garments; instead I saw Him sitting in a wheelchair with a blanket over His legs. There was suppose to be an elderly man sitting there, but instead it was the Lord. As I looked across the room, all I could see was Jesus. I saw Jesus in the place of all the people. He wore a nurse’s uniform. He sat in a chair where there was a lady supposed to have sat. I could not see anyone’s face. I only saw the Lord.
As I looked in astonishment, I heard the Lord say, "Whatever you have done for one of the least of these, you have done unto me." The vision ended.
I knew that the Lord was telling me to continue to visit these wonderful people, because it was like visiting the Lord. Everywhere I’ve gone I have tried to have this same attitude. Whoever I preach to, I see Christ in them.
People have wanted to know exactly what the Lord looked like. I really can’t tell you how tall he was, since most of the time he was sitting down, but I will never forget His face, especially His piercing eyes. I never tried to get anyone to draw a portrait of Him from my account.
Recently, I stumbled across a portrait of Jesus that looked closely like the vision I saw. It was this portrait.
I was amazed when I saw it. It was the portrait drawn by the acclaimed portrait artist Stan Stevenson. He drew the portrait using computer-enhanced photographs of the Shroud of Turin. He drew the portrait exactly as the man would have looked before the beating.
I never put much stock into the Shroud of Turin, because at first the shroud looked to me as a different man that I remembered seeing in the vision. Of course it did; it was Jesus after His beating.
The Bible says that He was beaten beyond recognition. So I didn’t recognize Jesus in the shroud. I even told people that it wasn’t Jesus; it did not remind me of my vision. But when I saw the enhanced portrait of what the man in the shroud would have looked like before the beating, I said to myself, "That’s the man I saw. That’s Jesus."
This is my testimony to what I saw.
musclebrains
New member
buksoon said:
Oh god I hate that song. I went to a funeral and the widower stood by his dead wife's open casket and sang that to her.
I used to date a Cubano named Jesus. I called him "El Divino."
musclebrains
New member
OMEGA said:
Huh?
smallmovesal
New member
here's something philosophical 
Was Jesus a white man or a black man?
We must not think about Jesus Christ as an ordinary human being. We must remember that he was God who became man in order to save sinful humanity from everlasting doom. Long before he became man he existed in heaven as God (John 1:1). John speaks about him as "the Word". We must further remember that He was not born out of the seed of a man, but by a miracle worked by the Holy Spirit (Luke 1 and 2). He became man for very specific reasons (Phillipians 2:6-8):
1. To seek and to save what is lost (Luke 2:11; Luke 19:10; John 3:17; 1 Timothy 1:15; Hebrews 7:25).
2. To carry the burden of our sins (Isaiah 53:5; 1 Peter 2:24; Hebrews 9:28).
3. To become the Mediator between us all and God (1 Timothy 2:5; Hebrews 8:6; Hebrews 9:15,24 and 1 John 1:2).
4. To sacrifice himself and to die for us (Romans 5:6; Revelation 5:9).
He did this for all people of all races and languages and nations (Revelation 5:9). The colour of his human skin has nothing to do with it. Humanly speaking, we believe that his human body probably had the colour of the Jews whom you still find in Israel today. Some of them are darker than others.
Was Jesus a white man or a black man?
We must not think about Jesus Christ as an ordinary human being. We must remember that he was God who became man in order to save sinful humanity from everlasting doom. Long before he became man he existed in heaven as God (John 1:1). John speaks about him as "the Word". We must further remember that He was not born out of the seed of a man, but by a miracle worked by the Holy Spirit (Luke 1 and 2). He became man for very specific reasons (Phillipians 2:6-8):
1. To seek and to save what is lost (Luke 2:11; Luke 19:10; John 3:17; 1 Timothy 1:15; Hebrews 7:25).
2. To carry the burden of our sins (Isaiah 53:5; 1 Peter 2:24; Hebrews 9:28).
3. To become the Mediator between us all and God (1 Timothy 2:5; Hebrews 8:6; Hebrews 9:15,24 and 1 John 1:2).
4. To sacrifice himself and to die for us (Romans 5:6; Revelation 5:9).
He did this for all people of all races and languages and nations (Revelation 5:9). The colour of his human skin has nothing to do with it. Humanly speaking, we believe that his human body probably had the colour of the Jews whom you still find in Israel today. Some of them are darker than others.
smallmovesal
New member
musclebrains said:
i second that
Bigsatan13
New member
Who cares? Satan was a red man?
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
What a pathetic loser strongchick is, everyone was right about you, you mock jesus.
Was santa a neegrs? Fuck no, those black santa dolls are all a gimmick. Fuck that shit.
You mock jesus you bitch? How would you like it if I said colonel sanders was gay? Would you still eat his chicken?
Was santa a neegrs? Fuck no, those black santa dolls are all a gimmick. Fuck that shit.
You mock jesus you bitch? How would you like it if I said colonel sanders was gay? Would you still eat his chicken?
musclebrains
New member
B
buksoon
Guest
You think maybe he spoke Ebonics?
"Yo, yo, you gots to forgive these cats, aiiight? They know not what they do. Word."
"Yo, yo, you gots to forgive these cats, aiiight? They know not what they do. Word."
strongchick
Well-known member
musclebrains said:
jesus jumpin' jewillikers!
strongchick
Well-known member
buksoon said:
'sup apossles! <gang signs>
musclebrains
New member
Irrefutable, actual picture proving Jesus was black:
musclebrains
New member
Proof that eating veal results in eternal perdition.
B
buksoon
Guest
strongchick said:
Judas in da hooouuuuse! My boy represent!
strongchick
Well-known member
zat a 40 ounce?
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Fuck you all. You are all pathetic pieces of shit. Hell is waiting for you. Amazing, some of the shit you will see on the internet.
Put a mixer, a fag, and a small tittied disturbed girl on a chat board, and this is what you get. It is a shame.
Put a mixer, a fag, and a small tittied disturbed girl on a chat board, and this is what you get. It is a shame.
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Jesus was the son of mary and joseh (not arabian names morons).
He wast the sun of mohammed towelshitdirtball-yosef. And he wasnt black either strongchick, or his name would be nigel neegro, or andre johnson.
He wast the sun of mohammed towelshitdirtball-yosef. And he wasnt black either strongchick, or his name would be nigel neegro, or andre johnson.
musclebrains
New member
Irrefutable proof that Jesus is gay
musclebrains
New member
Backup proof...
musclebrains
New member
Jesus as recruiter for Sodom
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Why dont we crucify you to mays dick musclebrains.
Does you momma know your gay?
Does you momma know your gay?
musclebrains
New member
If Newsweek said he was gay, who can dispute it?
Last image.
Last image.
smallmovesal
New member
i think jesus would give you props for that proof musclebrains
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
Does your mama know you're still up?
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
musclebrains said:If Newsweek said he was gay, who can dispute it?
Last image.
Does your father know you are a fag? Or is he the one who tought you about the back door in the first place?
smallmovesal
New member
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
smallmovesal said:i think jesus would give you props for that proof musclebrains
WHy are you so bitter about jesus smalls? Do you believe in allah? Is he the one who was running low on breasts when creating you, so you only got a half on each side?
musclebrains
New member
OMEGA said:
Believe me. I was raised in one of the most, um, interesting Christian sects in the country, in a town my family founded for the Lawd. I feel fully entitled to to poke fun at Jesus and I certainly expect he has a divine sense of humor.
smallmovesal
New member
Tinky Winky: fresh evidence
1st JULY – Jerry Falwell thought he was gay, but there are other theories about the identity of Tinky Winky, the purple-clad, handbag-carrying member of the Teletubbies.
According to Bishop Sharon A. Brown Christopher of Illinois, Tinky Winky is a bishop: "The episcopal color is purple," she notes, "and our liturgical shirts are purple." She also points out that "the purple Teletubby has a triangle on its head – the Trinity!"
However, this episcopal theory doesn't go far enough, according to Freethinkers website. The triangle on the Teletubby's head, plus the fact that like Tinky Winky, Jesus is often shown wearing a purple robe (see above), means that he is actually a new representation of Jesus. "Perhaps this is the Second Coming," the site helpfully concludes. No prominent theologian was available for comment on this vexatious doctrinal issue.
1st JULY – Jerry Falwell thought he was gay, but there are other theories about the identity of Tinky Winky, the purple-clad, handbag-carrying member of the Teletubbies.
According to Bishop Sharon A. Brown Christopher of Illinois, Tinky Winky is a bishop: "The episcopal color is purple," she notes, "and our liturgical shirts are purple." She also points out that "the purple Teletubby has a triangle on its head – the Trinity!"
However, this episcopal theory doesn't go far enough, according to Freethinkers website. The triangle on the Teletubby's head, plus the fact that like Tinky Winky, Jesus is often shown wearing a purple robe (see above), means that he is actually a new representation of Jesus. "Perhaps this is the Second Coming," the site helpfully concludes. No prominent theologian was available for comment on this vexatious doctrinal issue.
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
Does your father know you work in a crafts store?
smallmovesal
New member
Balls of Steel said:
well he accidentally gave me your balls instead of tits... hence the reason you don't have any.
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
From now on, I will post anything I want to on these boards. If this thread is allowed, than anything is.
musclebrains
New member
smallmovesal said:
bwhahahhaahah...brilliant
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
I've certainly never advocated you be censored. Have at it.
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
musclebrains said:
Actually, I dont work there anymore. My father is very sucessful, he hosts a Sports TV show, and a famous radio show from LA.
musclebrains
New member
smallmovesal said:
well he accidentally gave me your balls instead of tits... hence the reason you don't have any.
*SNORT*
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
I dont think jesus approves of this shit. I dont think he approves of you bieng gay either. And I dont even think the majority of the people on this thread believe in god.
O'Stanozol
New member
Hmm so Jesus was black huh!
Thats explain why he seem illigitimate
Thats explain why he seem illigitimate
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
I feel sure Jesus has better things to do -- like his hair -- than worrying about who I love. However, since you are sure you speak for him and know that he disapproves of me, I can't see that I owe him much respect.
Balls of Steel said:
WHILE i agree with most of that statment, it is not our duty to foist are beliefs on those who don't believe.
and to curse them for not believing, and trying to harm them with slanderous remarks is not right either.
now sharing are beliefs is different, because in sharing, we link common experiences with love.......and love will go much farther than rhetorical blows ever will,
love opens hearts and minds,
curses and blows close them. whom ever you are (BOS), have you not learned this yet?
B
Balls of Steel
Guest
Amazing how these morons come on here and say jesus is black, a towelhead, and gay, and I am the only one who defends him. Shows how grateful people are for what he did huh? Silence speaks volumes.
Smalls, musclebrains,and strongchick, you are all pathetic. Somethings are best left unsaid, and you will all one day regret what you said (typed).
I have never had a problem with smalls, and not really musclebrains either, but I now have lost all respect for the three of you. ANd strongchick, she is a complete and utter moron. She is a disgrace to people of mixed races everywhere.
Smalls, musclebrains,and strongchick, you are all pathetic. Somethings are best left unsaid, and you will all one day regret what you said (typed).
I have never had a problem with smalls, and not really musclebrains either, but I now have lost all respect for the three of you. ANd strongchick, she is a complete and utter moron. She is a disgrace to people of mixed races everywhere.
musclebrains
New member
OMEGA said:
Satire is not necessarily indicative of disbelief. What this thread does is satirize the trivialization of a religious figure. I no more believe Jesus is gay than I think he was black in Af/Am terms.
How short-sighted, Omega. Lighten up. Get some wings.
B
buksoon
Guest
musclebrains said:
Omega, we are just joking around, really. As I said: it doesn't make us less reverential. It doesn't make us less hopeful/confident that there is a loving Being.
We're being silly, aware of the world. A bit profane--but we're on Earth, we should be.
Anyway, check your pm's, okay?
musclebrains
New member
Balls of Steel said:
Oh talk to Jesus' hand. Grow up. You more than anyone here ought to be able to recognize satire. To condemn us for your own constant sin is pure stupidity. I will prefer to believe, in fact, that this post is just another layer of your own game.
the nature boy
New member
I really wish BOS would forget how to get to this website. His very existance questions my belief in God.
68GT350
New member
This stopped being funny a long time ago. Just because you guys don't hold things as sacred doesn't mean we should be subjected to it. I disagree with B.O.S. on the gay, black, and allah thing but you guys should really respect peoples' beliefs.
A joke here and there, maybe, but enough is enough.
A joke here and there, maybe, but enough is enough.
B
buksoon
Guest
OMEGA said:
al I can say is WOW!
And Musclebrains is one of the decent ones!!! I've told you before, Omega, it gets rough around here.
You are the Simon of this "Lord of the Flies." Very gentle and earnest in your beliefs about love and goodness.
It's really nice (it's wonderful; I mean that). But it'll get you hurt in this crazy place. (I say that with your best interest, really.)
musclebrains
New member
Whatever. I feel very confident my motive was to spoof the stupid idea that Jesus is gay. I am not going to stop to ask myself whether someone approves. When I find a thread tedious, I quit reading.
smallmovesal
New member
one more for good measure
musclebrains
New member
That would be the Keep-on-Truckin Jesus?
smallmovesal
New member
"buddy jesus" from dogma
great movie.
great movie.
Kwai-Chang Caine
New member
Balls of steel=JAGOFF!!
Balls of steel,
I must admit that what I'm about to say in this post is anything but Christian, but you my friend are a complete moron. Do you actually believe Jesus would ever condone the things you are saying on here? Do you think the holy spirit likes it when jagoffs like yourself use words like fag, nigger, etc? If you do then you have no understanding of Jesus or his lessons. Jesus would never condone racism or any other form of discrimination for that matter. So basically, what you are saying in this post is far closer to blasphemy than anything anyone else has said.
Balls of steel,
I must admit that what I'm about to say in this post is anything but Christian, but you my friend are a complete moron. Do you actually believe Jesus would ever condone the things you are saying on here? Do you think the holy spirit likes it when jagoffs like yourself use words like fag, nigger, etc? If you do then you have no understanding of Jesus or his lessons. Jesus would never condone racism or any other form of discrimination for that matter. So basically, what you are saying in this post is far closer to blasphemy than anything anyone else has said.
