Jesus doesn't care about rock climbing.

[p0ink]

I'm p0ink's roomate.
So, I was at work, where I belay rock climbers.
This group of bible lovers came in to climb. One girl got stuck half way up, and the other girl says, "Just pray to Jesus. He'll help you climb better." What do you think about that? I was like 'what the hell? Like Jesus is gonna ignore even more dying kids in Africa and help some bitch climb better? HA!' Would Jesus approve?

 

[AAP]

WWJD?

He would stand at the bottom and yell "Bitch you suck".

 

[chewyxrage]

I'm embarrassed for people like that

 

[mountain muscle]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Forge]

Sounds like you work in a climbing gym, where is it? I go to Cliffhangers in Reading, PA. We don't get many bible groups but tons of kiddy parties and girl / boy scouts. They all start crying about half way up the wall.

 

[Seashell]

lol, that's funny.

I screamed at an indoor climbing place once.. I slipped and fell and forgot about the harness. Embarassing.

 

[The Ranger]

Next time scream...."Don't move, the belay rope broke, hang on until I get it fixed..."

Ranger

 

[p0ink]

Sounds like you work in a climbing gym, where is it? I go to Cliffhangers in Reading, PA. We don't get many bible groups but tons of kiddy parties and girl / boy scouts. They all start crying about half way up the wall.

It's actually a store in Colorado. We get tons of little kids too. And cowboys. Lol!

 

[EnderJE]

You should of told them not to use the rope and use the power of Jesus.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Tell her just jump and Jesus will catch her...what a collection of assholes.

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

next time im under some weight i cant push, im gonna pray to jesus for his divine intervention. i just know i will get 30 extra pounds on my bench with a little jesus juice.

 

[EnderJE]

LOL. Jesus is my new spotting partner.