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Jessica Simpson Is Beyond Stupid!

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Anybody who hasn't watched the show Newlyweds on MTV is missing a real treat.
Last night Nick Lachey offered her some buffalo wings and Jessica says "no....I don't eat buffalo". How is it possible she's that stupid and still alive?
Nick's friend is like "Think about it.....do buffalo have wings?".
 
Look at it this way. Her record co. is probably financially raping her since she is dumber than bread.
 
She'd have to be giving up deepthroat & anal on command 24/7 for me to put up with that ditz.
 
she's fucking hot as balls though... plus she is making money off of the show with people like you watching it.
 
no

Bread is actually derived from Organic material so its on a whole different plane than the stupidity displayed by that blonde bag of hammers.
 
Ganryu said:
In an interview, she said that she only eats cock.
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If that's true, then I have an appetizer in my pants for her.

(notice I didn't say main course or all-u-can-eat) :bawling:
 
she is really dumb acting.....her poor hubby probably is like..what have i gotten myself into......but i like the show....nice to know there are ditzier ppl than tuc biscuit around
 
She's definitely a dumb blonde, but a smokin dumb blonde. But worth overlooking when you're pounding that piece of ass or when she's smoking your sausage.

I think KC Armstrong from Howard Stern finally found someone dumber than his ass.
 
It's a matter of time before Lachey kicks her ass to the curb.NO one could put up with that crap forever,not even with a hottie like that.She is so stupid it's painful to watch,and she is completely helpless in the real world of taking care of herself.
 
I'm giving 'em 18 months. If he's smarter than she is he'll let her sign another record deal so she won't get as much of his money.
 
Dial_tone said:
Anybody who hasn't watched the show Newlyweds on MTV is missing a real treat.
Last night Nick Lachey offered her some buffalo wings and Jessica says "no....I don't eat buffalo". How is it possible she's that stupid and still alive?
Nick's friend is like "Think about it.....do buffalo have wings?".
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It was her sister in law that offered her a buffalo wing while dining in a restaurant @ The Atlantis in The Bahamas. Jessica then stated she didn't eat buffalo. You could see the look of embarassment on Nick's face. Everyone kinda laughed her. Her sister in law told her it wasn't buffalo and called her an idiot. Nick told Jessica that she knew better than to think it was buffalo. Then Nick's brother, Drew, asked her if she ever saw a buffalo with wings. Jessica then said, she never really thought about it.

I thought it was hillarious.

The look on her face when they were going parasailing was funnier. Or the time they went camping and she freaked out because there was a bug flying near her and she thought it was in her hair.

She is so stupid, it's funny.
 
DepressiveJuice said:
sometimes i wonder if its all an act
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Of course its all an act! It's MTV do you think it would be an actual "reality" show? It's as scripted as the Osbournes was...
 
Just watch her show with the volume off, like I do. She is damn sexy, but I guess no matter how beautiful a girl is, somewhere there's a guy who's sick of her shit.
 
MT375 said:

Of course its all an act! It's MTV do you think it would be an actual "reality" show? It's as scripted as the Osbournes was...
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c'mon. you really think none of those reality shows arent rehearsed?
 
She is a younger hotter version of Anna Nicole.
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I would love to play speed bag with her sweater meat.
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As dumb as she is, you know she is a 3 input kinda girl.
 
Show airs Tuesdays at 10:30. Yes she had her "pet Louis" on the camping trip. That's what she calls her bag. Did you see the episode where she and Nick were sitting on the couch eating tuna and she said something like "are we eating tuna or what is this?" She wasn't sure if it was tuna or chicken because it was Chicken of the Sea.
 
sigweed said:
didnt she bring her louis vuitton bag camping with her too or something?
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ya....she is hot but nick can do better then that.....he can get playmates on call if he wanted......after watching him, he seems like a guy u could hang out with .....seems down earth.....jessica's time is up soon.....i bet nick wanted to fuck her so bad before they got married......
 
I wonder if she's all prissy in bed (Don't pull my hair, I just had it permed!) or if she gets all "put it in my ass and call me a bitch" freaky.
 
Dial_tone said:
I wonder if she's all prissy in bed (Don't pull my hair, I just had it permed!) or if she gets all "put it in my ass and call me a bitch" freaky.
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i bet she isnt a good fuck.......christina auglaira woild be a much better fuck even though jessica simpson is better looking...
 
Ya know Jess Simpson may not be an Einstein but I'd take a sweet innocent babe like her over a skank member of the Mega society anyday of the week.
Where are all the whiny guys now whose wives/gfs cheated on em?
Who gives a shit so long's there happy , more power to her and Nick's elbow!


Jealous much???
 
you guys leave jessica alone. she's actually highly intelligent and gave up a career creating robots to pursue her singing dreams.
 
ya she went MIT and then to Purdue for grad school to become the head rocket scientist at NASA.....

u guys remember what she said about tuna? and if it was really chicken by the sea? wow
 
She's an idiot stick! Thats what an old boss of mine used to call stupid people. Most of it is an act no one can possibly be that stupid. Thats the angle the show has decided to play off of. The Osbourns is their foul language, and dog poo. Anna Nicole's is what a pig she is and how totally"outrageus"[sp] she is, American choppers angle is Paul and Paulie always fighting about deadlines and Paulies procrastination. All of these shows must have a main theme.
 
The Sun Devil said:
ya she went MIT and then to Purdue for grad school to become the head rocket scientist at NASA.....

u guys remember what she said about tuna? and if it was really chicken by the sea? wow
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hahaha, I remember hearing that on the radio.
 
white boy said:


you don't think he was nailing her before?
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Not a chance...

And you know she does not give head because he made the insinuation that she should start during the episode where he moved all their stuff in.....
 
I haven't gone thru all the post but I have to say...

I much rather have a dumb chick that looks hot as hell, than one of these smart,witty ugly/fat bitches. J.S might be dumbas dirt but she seems like a good hearted, cool chick and the type that get down on some good dick.
good heart and looks win over brains and attitude anytime in my book.

and don't tell me that smart, good looking chicks actully exist, maybe they do but usualy only on the internet. and the ones in real life are smart enought NOT to get involved with any of you.... yep your only hope is a hot piece of ass that is dumd as lead.
 
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