True, plus he's on the phone with JB now asking for thread topics. Here's an excerpt...
* ring ring*
JB: Hello?
FZ: Yo, JB, it's me, Zorro again. Hook me up wif some mo of dem thread starters.
JB: Ok bor, hold on, I just got pulled over in Virginia for window obstruction. Apparently the State Trooper says I'm not allowed to tape pics of myself to the window while driving.
FZ: Oh scheeeeit bor. That sucks
JB: Ok, all finished. How about this one.. "Anyone ever consider ballet class?".
FZ: LOL, that's great. All the bors will love me with that thread. Green for me all the way around!!
JB: No man, I love you.
FZ: I

you back bor. Drive safely
JB: <sniff> Stop bor, you're making me all misty eyed over here. I still have to drive through North Carolina you know and they don't like us bitch ass Philly sissies.
FZ: I hear ya brolly. Good luck, and if you get arrested, pucker up.
JB: Pucker wha?
FZ: <click>