I've got my cherry syrup ; I've been lying face down on my surfboard in antartica for the last 6 months ,when the polar ice caps melt I'm gonna drink slurpees and ride the endless wave all the way to that stump covered beach we call the rainforest then I'll use one of the indigenious tribes peoples AOL to email God and order an ark in wich I can take aboard 2 kinds of every drug when the water subsides I will buy an aztec temple paint the hyroglphs white put up a white pickett fence around it and wait for my airplane liscence from the DMV when I get my liscence I will fly over to stone henge and have it dug out and turned into a toxic waste dump then I will build a strip mall on top of it saving only one set if pillars for the entrance to the K-mart I have integrity though so I'll preserve the site by giving the mall a stonehengey theme

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