Ive come to this conclusion

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If youve never had people throw a surprise birthday party for you then you are a loser. You dont have many friends and dont impress people enough to have them think of surprising you with something good like that.

 

[HumorMe]

Did you come to that all by yourself?

 

[PoyeBoy]

We only give surprise birfday parties to people that are depressed losers.

After the initial surprises are exchanges I usually approach the birthday person and say "People just threw this thing to pity you, they did it to try and cheer you up because your a depressed loser, my advice is to stop taking your xanax, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and grow the fuck up.......cheers"

 

[PolishHammer1977]

If youve never had people throw a surprise birthday party for you then you are a loser. You dont have many friends and dont impress people enough to have them think of surprising you with something good like that.

I have never had a suprise birthday?

 

[skaman607]

Re: Re: Ive come to this conclusion

I have never had a suprise birthday?

don't worry neither has superdave