I've been having....

[WODIN]

stabbing pains in my temples this past week. You know blinding kind of pain that feels like someone has a kibuki and they are jabbing it into your eyesocket and then through the back of your skull.

Some people probably pay for that experience. I get it for free!

I have a coworker walking around all wacked on oxycotin. STG! This person has had 9 inner ear infections in one year. This person needs to stop letting people cum in their ear!

Plus the gimp got lose and has been gone for well over 4 hours. I'm getting worried, this is the longest the gimp has been gone without coming back. I hope it didn't get hit by a car or something that I wasn't driving.

 

[WODIN]

How's this for a sign?

LOST:

One gimp wearing a bright fusia head covering with a purple ball gag and gold face chain. Answers to the name Splooge Catcher, $25.00 reward for the return of the gimp. If you have seen her out running around please call me at 302-414-3000.

 

[The Shadow]

LOST:

One gimp wearing a bright fusia head covering with a purple ball gag and gold face chain. Answers to the name DOT, $25.00 reward for the return of the gimp. If you have seen it out running around please call me at 302-414-3000. No questions asked.



The above sounds better.

 

[WODIN]

LOST:

One gimp wearing a bright fusia head covering with a purple ball gag and gold face chain. Answers to the name DOT, $25.00 reward for the return of the gimp. If you have seen it out running around please call me at 302-414-3000. No questions asked.

The above sounds better.

So much for keeping THAT little bit of info under wraps!

 

[smallmovesal]

i found his teddy bear... we must be close

 

[WODIN]

Keep that steely glare of yours peeled for him! That $25.00 bucks could be yours.

 

[The Shadow]

So much for keeping THAT little bit of info under wraps!

You're right. Should have left that out - sort of like the police do in investigations, just in case there is more than one gimp running around. There is always the fact that DOT will roll over in anticipation of getting beaten with a turkey leg - that shit's gotta be rare.

 

[FreeballinDC]

So much for keeping THAT little bit of info under wraps!

So it was DOT that escaped! I thought it might be SSME. Is he still secured in the box in the basement?

 

[The Shadow]

So it was DOT that escaped! I thought it might be SSME. Is he still secured in the box in the basement?

No. He is too busy rolling around in 1000 island dressing and trying to mate the wall to notice that his cell-mate has gone bush.

 

[vixenbabe]

Well for God's sake don't pay the ransom...gimps are a dime a dozen!

 

[FreeballinDC]

No. He is too busy rolling around in 1000 island dressing while trying to mate the wall to notice that his cell-mate has gone bush.

god, I'd hate to see the bill for that much 1000 island dressing, much less the cleanup costs.

 

[WODIN]

No. He is too busy rolling around in 1000 island dressing while trying to mate the wall to notice that his cell-mate has gone bush.

Don't forget he is also trying to commit suicide in a pair of 72-dds

AND would someone PLEASE give me some advice on this stabbing head pain thing! I like it but it's getting to be a bit annoying.

 

[The Shadow]

Well for God's sake don't pay the ransom...gimps are a dime a dozen!

On a totally related note - how much can I pay you to lick the sweat off you left breast??

 

[The Shadow]

Don't forget he is also trying to commit suicide in a pair of 72-dds

AND would someone PLEASE give me some advice on this stabbing head pain thing! I like it but it's getting to be a bit annoying.

To be honest - I have had the same thing for about two weeks. My blood pressure was sky high. I was having nose bleeds too. 160/110 believe it or not. Try drink lots of water and taking a mild diruretic like Dandelion Root.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Don't forget he is also trying to commit suicide in a pair of 72-dds

AND would someone PLEASE give me some advice on this stabbing head pain thing! I like it but it's getting to be a bit annoying.

That's what you get for shaving your pubes.

 

[WODIN]

On a totally related note - how much can I pay you to lick the sweat off you left ball??

Damn dude! You know I don't play that.

 

[supersizeme]

guys if you could just leave me out of this one that'd be terrific. i'm enjoying my salad dressing thank you very much.

wodin you sound like you have mites. i suggest putting a ball gag or apple in your mouth for 15 minutes and then place a tight, elastic band of some sort around your testes until they turn a healthy shade of violet.

 

[WODIN]

To be honest - I have had the same thing for about two weeks. My blood pressure was sky high. I was having nose bleeds too. 160/110 believe it or not. Try drink lots of water and taking a mild diruretic like Dandelion Root.

Same here with the nose bleeds too about a week ago. Weird, are we sharing the same hookers and not telling?

Anyway. I take some meds for Low blood pressure so if it ever hits normal I'm like whoopie!!!

For real.

I drink 1 to 1.5 gallons of water a day too.

 

[vixenbabe]

Wodin..for the headache..You need some good ole sex! Well..at least that is what I tell my hubby when he claims to have a headache....

Cornmuffin..You'd need more time than money for that job...LOL

Blood pressue could be a cause... Is your eye sight effected in any way? Bllod shot eye's?

 

[studly1]

well if hes not a bitch then why are you fuckin him like a bitch

 

[WODIN]

Wodin..for the headache..You need some good ole sex! Well..at least that is what I tell my hubby when he claims to have a headache....

Well it has been a while and I just bought a new pack of haynes socks. You know those over the calf numbers...Grr Sexy!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Same here with the nose bleeds too about a week ago. Weird, are we sharing the same hookers and not telling?

Anyway. I take some meds for Low blood pressure so if it ever hits normal I'm like whoopie!!!

For real.

I drink 1 to 1.5 gallons of water a day too.

I know you don't wear a ring, but do you think you look puffy, especially in the face. Could be water retention, but with low bp I doubt it. Stress is a possiblity as is having a vertrabrae out in the neck, upperlumbar area.


Vix - for that I would quit my job.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Wodin, how is the headache now? Better? Same? Worse?

 

[Pamela]

Here's a sweet dog kiss for you..
Hope you feel better.

 

[WODIN]

Cute dog...

I'm much better FBDC thank you for asking.

I have full range of motion in my neck so I don't think I've broken anything there. Although I have been head butting the bulls again, getting ready for spring mating season and all.

It's probably just stress, I have an audit report I need to sign, geuss who our auditors are..go ahead...geuss!!!!

Did anyone see the gimp? Still gone ya know....

Oh well, time to train a new one!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Cute dog...

I'm much better FBDC thank you for asking.

I have full range of motion in my neck so I don't think I've broken anything there. Although I have been head butting the bulls again, getting ready for spring mating season and all.

It's probably just stress, I have an audit report I need to sign, geuss who our auditors are..go ahead...geuss!!!!

Did anyone see the gimp? Still gone ya know....

Oh well, time to train a new one!!!

Audit by IRS??

Oh man - I'm fricking sick today. Rolled out of bed with a 102 fever, head hurts, back feels like someone hit me with Wodin's purple 2 headed dildo...

 

[WODIN]

Audit by IRS??

Oh man - I'm fricking sick today. Rolled out of bed with a 102 fever, head hurts, back feels like someone hit me with Wodin's purple 2 headed dildo...

Nah not the IRS. Please I've been through two personal audits and both times the IRS wrote me checks. They've said they never want to see me again!

This is company stuff.

Bummer about the flu bug hitting you upside the head. When my wife gets mad she beast me with the 2 headed monster...that thing hurts.

 

[vixenbabe]

Glad to hear that you are doing better, Wodin!

Audit, huh? I'm sure you know how to handle THOSE type's...

 

[WODIN]

Glad to hear that you are doing better, Wodin!

Audit, huh? I'm sure you know how to handle THOSE type's...

Every Year vix I have to Sign on S & R data. Our Auditors are .....AA&CO. Yeah...those guys!!! We shred for less!!!

 

[vixenbabe]

YOU HAVE ARTHUR?

Shred for less ...LMAO!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Every Year vix I have to Sign on S & R data. Our Auditors are .....AA&CO. Yeah...those guys!!! We shred for less!!!

My condolences. But look at the bright side, you will get some good, used shredders at half price.

 

[WODIN]

Ha Ha! Yeah I signed the damn thing yesterday before I left. I've been giving these guys nothing but shit for a month now.