It's officially over.

[PHATchik]

Valentine's is dead and gone. We can now carry on with our business, and all that damn hoopla can be put on clearance so it can go away.

 

[the nature boy]

I thought this was a continuation of the shower thread.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I hate it when chicks break up with me this way.

 

[biteme]

Except for it being my daughter's b-day,Valentine's day means nothing to me. I don't know what love is anymore.

 

[PHATchik]

I thought this was a continuation of the shower thread.

Lol. Nope. I can only be happy with a long shower in one thread.

 

[PHATchik]

Except for it being my daughter's b-day,Valentine's day means nothing to me. I don't know what love is anymore.

I tried not to acknowledge the day with a few exceptions. lol.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Except for it being my daughter's b-day,Valentine's day means nothing to me. I don't know what love is anymore.

My son's b-day is the 15th. My new wife feels a little cheated because I plan things around him and not Valentine's Day. Not sure how to handle that one.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Not sure how to handle that one.

I say choose one and beat them without mercy.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I say choose one and beat them without mercy.

There would be no choice involved, bro.

 

[biteme]

My son's b-day is the 15th. My new wife feels a little cheated because I plan things around him and not Valentine's Day. Not sure how to handle that one.

My wife divorced me because she came second to my daughter and couldn't handle it. She'll never admit that, but I'm almost positve that was the reason.

 

[onerepmaximum]

My wife divorced me because she came second to my daughter and couldn't handle it. She'll never admit that, but I'm almost positve that was the reason.

Sorry to hear that. I hope she never makes me choose. She'd lose.

 

[PHATchik]

My wife divorced me because she came second to my daughter and couldn't handle it. She'll never admit that, but I'm almost positve that was the reason.

That was definitely her loss then.

 

[biteme]

Sorry to hear that. I hope she never makes me choose. She'd lose.

Thanks. I have no life as a result, but my child is all that matters at this point.

 

[biteme]

That was definitely her loss then.

Those words were like sweet music to my ears. Thank you very much.

 

[PHATchik]

Those words were like sweet music to my ears. Thank you very much.

Well, it's the truth. I hope she kicks herself every day for her stupid mistake. She lost a hell of a man.

 

[biteme]

Well, it's the truth. I hope she kicks herself every day for her stupid mistake. She lost a hell of a man.

That was one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me and I needed to hear that very bad. Can't top that, so I'm going to bed with a smile on my face. Thank you kind sweetheart.

 

[PHATchik]

That was one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me and I needed to hear that very bad. Can't top that, so I'm going to bed with a smile on my face. Thank you kind sweetheart.

Well, I'm glad I could make someone's day. You deserve it.

And btw, your PM is far too full, so I sent you an e-mail.

 

[theoak01]

Im usually bulking this time of year and love the 15th,cheap chocolate and everything,but this year im dieting ,so someone please eat the junk for me

 

[argent]

Those words were like sweet music to my ears. Thank you very much.

technically it was your eyes.

 

[PHATchik]

technically it was your eyes.

Life is too short for technicalities.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Life is too short for technicalities.

you're the one that's too short

 

[PHATchik]

you're the one that's too short

LOL! I'll have you know I am quite content being 5'4. Besides, I have really cute boots that will give me an extra 3 or 4 inches when needed.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

LOL! I'll have you know I am quite content being 5'4. Besides, I have really cute boots that will give me an extra 3 or 4 inches when needed.

I had no clue how tall you were. It just seemed like the only proper response.

 

[PHATchik]

I had no clue how tall you were. It just seemed like the only proper response.

I didn't figure you did know. And actually, that was kind of a sad response. I expected better from you.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I didn't figure you did know. And actually, that was kind of a sad response. I expected better from you.

Which, this most recent one or the height one?

Either way, I hoped you learned one of the greatest lessons in life: never have high expectations for anything or you will only continue to be disappointed every day.

 

[PHATchik]

Which, this most recent one or the height one?

Either way, I hoped you learned one of the greatest lessons in life: never have high expectations for anything or you will only continue to be disappointed every day.

I meant the height one. I hope to God that other one wasn't meant to be funny. And thanks for the life lesson. Who says you can't learn anything on Elite?