it's not delivery....

[onerepmaximum]

...It's DiGiorno and I'm beating it the fuck up (along with some Jacks and coke) right now.

 

[ohashi]

Bor, can I come over? I'd kill for some pizza right now.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Bor, can I come over? I'd kill for some pizza right now.

Brang yo ass nugga. And foe of your friends, so we can chill at the Holiday Inn.

 

[ohashi]

Isn't Smurfy chilling at the Holiday Inn?

 

[onerepmaximum]

She's busy right now.

 

[ohashi]

It's just you, me, and my "knee-guhs" then. Homies. Bros. Etc.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Thing is, me and smurfy are gonna feel on each other and let the party begin. Whatever else happens, I don't know. I'll be busy too.

 

[ohashi]

I call Smurfy "Mom" for a reason, you know.

Should I call you "dad"?

 

[onerepmaximum]

I call Smurfy "Mom" for a reason, you know.

Should I call you "dad"?

Ya never know bor. I've seen more ass than a toilet seat. I'm gonna shoot you some K in place of all that back child support.

 

[ohashi]

My daddy is my bor! My daddy is my bor!

 

[onerepmaximum]

Word is bond, my son. Tell mom hi for me.

 

[ohashi]

Fo' sho'.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Fo' sho'.

Son, I haven't told you this before but someone needs to. Might as well be me. Real Gulz Gitz Down on Da Flo. On Da Flo.

 

[ohashi]

Holy crap, I have no clue as to what you just said.

I'm not "ghetto" enough, I guess.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Holy crap, I have no clue as to what you just said.

I'm not "ghetto" enough, I guess.

You betta axe somebody.

 

[ohashi]

?

 

[onerepmaximum]

Re: ?

Not quite son/bor.