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A murder has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman standing, holding a 3 iron in her hands, looking at the lifeless body of a man on the ground.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her head.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know. Five, six, seven......put me down for a five."
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman standing, holding a 3 iron in her hands, looking at the lifeless body of a man on the ground.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her head.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know. Five, six, seven......put me down for a five."
