Our legendary former member (secret mod) May1010 was really head over tea kettle about this one guy at the gym. He guy was absolutely drop dead gorgeous (or so the tale went) and for several weeks, May was asking us on here how to approach the guy and start a converation. May already knew he was gay (it's a GayDar thing..) so day after day we instructed/advised/suggested to May how to approach the guy and break the ice. Offer a spot, say hi, comment on his 2(x)ist tank top, etc... Anyway, a few weeks went by and May still did nothing. Until.... one day............ the guy looked over at him and said "hi".
May froze up for about 3 minutes before rushing to the locker room and throwing up in the trashcan.
(Luv ya Loren)