I dont deal with ebay at all any more. This is surely the dumbest ebay buy in the world, but several years ago I ordered a wooden xylophone, I just wanted one for the hell of it, thought they sounded cool, and this one was around 5 bucks or so.
I was surprised when a very small box arrived, containing a 3 inch tall, 4 inch wide xylophone SOUVENIR from guatemala (this was NOT in the description) I kept it for a few years to remind myself why not to order from ebay.