Is this couch worth the $

[mylife]

How much does this couch look worth?

 

[Puc]

i am gunna post a pic of the peice of shit i bought at a garage sale 2 days ago. i am a loser.

 

[casavant]

How much does this couch look worth?

Just make sure you don't fuck her on her period.

 

[mylife]

hahahha. good one.

i could buy it for $700, the lady selling it says she bought 2 brand new for $6,000.

 

[TheStromba]

A assume the couch is leather. The quality, softness, and fineness of the grain has alot to do with the cost of a leather couch.

ballpark guess 600-1200 bucks new.

 

[mylife]

A assume the couch is leather. The quality, softness, and fineness of the grain has alot to do with the cost of a leather couch.

ballpark guess 600-1200 bucks new.

for the description all she has is, "italian leather sofa."


do you knwo any good furniture websites? i really want a black leather one but everything i've found is too expensive.

 

[AAP]

$25.00 Because leather is soooo... 1990's. Also, it looks like cheap leather. And it is white. Unless your walls are a gray or dark blue color it is going to suck ass. Another thing is it is going to stain easily and be impossible to keep clean.

 

[bwood]

amen to aap...

are you gonna use it or look at it...

that the important consideration...

i couldnt eat or drink and relax on that m'fer...

 

[Warik]

Listen to the gay dude. He knows his shit.

He helped me match a brown shirt. If he says twenyfahve dolla then it's twenyfahve dolla.

-Warik

 

[mylife]

$25.00 Because leather is soooo... 1990's. Also, it looks like cheap leather. And it is white. Unless your walls are a gray or dark blue color it is going to suck ass. Another thing is it is going to stain easily and be impossible to keep clean.

well, what would you suggest? ($500-$700 range)

 

[bwood]

by gay dude, warik means assplorer...

heterosexually yours, bwood...

 

[KAYNE]

WHAT BRAND IS IT AND WHERE ARE YOU GETTING IT FROM? I USED TO WORK AT A HIGH PRICED FURNITURE STORE. NOTHING BUT HIGH END FURNITURE. THE TYPE ATHLETES AND VERY RICH PEOPLE BUY.

THAT COUCH DOESNT LOOK SPECIAL. IT DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF LEATHER AND MANUFACTURER. SHIT LIKE THAT MAKES IT EXPENSIVE.


KAYNE

 

[AAP]

well, what would you suggest? ($500-$700 range)

I would suggest $100 max. Only if it had a ton of change in the seat pockets.

Seriously, white is going to dominate any room you put it in unless you have a heavy dark accent to balance it out. And you are still going to need some white accessories in the background to harmonize it. White picture frames, ottomans, throws, chairs with some kind of white blend in the fabrics, etc..
You can take that $500 - $700 and go to Storehouse and buy a better couch with a more modern appeal. Something that blends in with your existing objects rather than something you have to design the entire room around.

Not a good purchase. Unless you have some unsuspecting loons that you can palm it off on for profit.

 

[casavant]

I think AAP has some valid points here.

 

[mylife]

I would suggest $100 max. Only if it had a ton of change in the seat pockets.

Seriously, white is going to dominate any room you put it in unless you have a heavy dark accent to balance it out. And you are still going to need some white accessories in the background to harmonize it. White picture frames, ottomans, throws, chairs with some kind of white blend in the fabrics, etc..
You can take that $500 - $700 and go to Storehouse and buy a better couch with a more modern appeal. Something that blends in with your existing objects rather than something you have to design the entire room around.

Not a good purchase. Unless you have some unsuspecting loons that you can palm it off on for profit.

i know...i was asking what you would suggest for $500-700. most everything in my place is black and red w/tan carpet and white walls.

 

[bwood]

i feel so unsophisticated...

 

[AAP]

With those dark colors (assuming I understood you right meaning most furniture is black/red) go with a Hunter or Forest Green couch. It blends very well with the tan carpet, white walls scheme. It stands out, but does not overpower the eye to the point of conflict. If most of your accessories (decor items, pictures, mementos, etc.. are black and red, they will compliment a green piece nicely)

 

[bwood]

now youre just being spiteful...

 

[casavant]

With those dark colors (assuming I understood you right meaning most furniture is black/red) go with a Hunter or Forest Green couch. It blends very well with the tan carpet, white walls scheme. It stands out, but does not overpower the eye to the point of conflict. If most of your accessories (decor items, pictures, mementos, etc.. are black and red, they will compliment a green piece nicely)

That's exactly the advice I was going to give.




I'm full of shit too.

 

[AAP]

Not really. It just comes natural. I am a member of the Gay Mafia. We have been known to slaughter a rival by walking into his house and looking around and saying, "Oh, this is nice... I see you are still doing Stickley."

 

[bwood]

Not really. It just comes natural. I am a member of the Gay Mafia. We have been known to slaughter a rival by walking into his house and looking around and saying, "Oh, this is nice... I see you are still doing Stickley."

ineffective against us breeders...

wtf is stickley by the way???

im serious...

 

[casavant]

ineffective against us breeders...

wtf is stickley by the way???

im serious...

I was wondering that as well.

 

[mylife]

What about this one? ($650)

 

[AAP]

Stickley is a style of furniture and decorating taste that went out like Vanilla Ice.


http://www.stickley.com/

 

[casavant]

Stickley is a style of furniture and decorating taste that went out like Vanilla Ice.


http://www.stickley.com/

Aaaaah....all is revealed.

 

[AAP]

Don't pay any attention to the prices, they are always cheaper once you get in the store. About 30% cheaper. Just look at the styles and the way the color schemes are in relation to the backgrounds.


http://www.storehouse.com/storehouse/abbey.html

http://www.storehouse.com/storehouse/darcy.html

http://www.storehouse.com/storehouse/alec.html

http://www.storehouse.com/storehouse/bixby.html

http://www.storehouse.com/storehouse/luc.html

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/furniture/furniture_details.asp?category=602&index=7

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/furniture/furniture_details.asp?category=602&index=13

 

[Bullit]

WHOA!!!
That Stickley shit SUCKS.

You're tellin me homos would decorate with that oak crap? That stuff was actually 'in' at one point? Oak is the ugliest of all wood... its for grandparents.




That Crate & Barrel Allegro Sofa is nice.

 

[AAP]

WHOA!!!
That Stickley shit SUCKS.

You're tellin me homos would decorate with that oak crap? That stuff was actually 'in' at one point? Oak is the ugliest of all wood... its for grandparents.

Not a homo on your life would use that. Just breeders.

 

[casavant]

Not a homo on your life would use that. Just breeders.

What about jacker-offers?

 

[bwood]

you would sit on anything...

 

[VballPlayer]

That looks just like my Mum's couch. I wonder if she has fallen on hard times and has to sell off her furniture.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

you would sit on anything...

Wrong, AAP doesn't do that kind of stuff, remember? Too manly to take it and too eager to give.

 

[VballPlayer]

Stickley is a style of furniture and decorating taste that went out like Vanilla Ice.


http://www.stickley.com/

Anal....I cannot believe I am going to disagree with you on this one. I just checked out some of their stuff.......some of it is dated granted but the mission style furniture is huge right now. Dark woods and leather mission furniture is very instyle right now. Maybe it deepends on where you live because if you live in california where there are many california bungalos and mission style homes this type of decore fits. I would imagine if you lived in florida neon and plastics would be more instyle.

 

[gymrat]

A assume the couch is leather. The quality, softness, and fineness of the grain has alot to do with the cost of a leather couch.

ballpark guess 600-1200 bucks new.

that's a very big range......

I would say 800 Canadain dollars.

 

[vinylgroover]

I would probably fuck a $400/hour whore on that couch so if it's good enough for her, it's gotta be worth circa $400-$500.

 

[mylife]

i just bought a really ugly couch.

 

[AAP]

Wrong, AAP doesn't do that kind of stuff, remember? Too manly to take it and too eager to give.

Thank you.

 

[AAP]

i just bought a really ugly couch.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Sofa sniffs Sonnys pantys]

Im going to get banned soon, so here goes...some choice quotes from EliteFitness' own resident cradle robber...SofaGeorge:

Please, upgrade your firewall. Your panties are showing.

This is a threat he issued to another member he didnt like...an obvious reference to port scanning/hacking. Funny thing, as soon as I touched a nerve by saying that its wrong for a single guy of dubuious moral character (sex industry, steroids, porno, alcohol, smoking etc) to host an underage female exchange student, my computer, all of a sudden, starts getting scanned in hacking attempts to get into my computer. Here is the IP that one of the scans emanated from 218.41.57.207 and 151.37.39.222 my firewall says they are addys in California, where our pervert lives. Coincidence? You decide.

Here is this exchange student host, speaking on his area of expertise:

Are you taking anti depressants or any kind of SSI drug? They can severely retard ejaculation.

Usually inability to ejaculate during sex, if your not taking SSI's, is because you are only achieving partial or weak erections.

There is only 1 therapy for premature ejaculation that is almost 100% successful... that is ICP therapy with mixed vaso-dialators.

Go to www.bostonmedical.com

They have the best available program in the US (and world wide.) Their program is expensive, though. It will cost you about $500.

The secondary side effect of ICP treatment is you get a two hour woody.

I'm in. : )

Anal is gay? I don't believe that.

This is too cool. I had a bunch of teenage German girls at my house again for another weekend sleep over.

And heres a doozy, Sofa Talking about the fate of cradle robbing perverts...notice the last sentence...you may never get caught...well Sofa, you will get caught. Mark my words, panty sniffer.

Let me explain it to you like this. Think of the letter "R." Actually think of a nice big letter "R." It will be black and made out of thick fabric. When you get to prison it is going to be sewn on all of your shirts. You will have to wear it every day. It is to designate you as a "Risk" inmate. It is something that is placed on all inmates who have been convicted of a sex crime like rape or child molestation, arson, or who have an escape history. In prison when you wear the "R" you can try to explain to Bubba and Elmont all you want that she was a hot chick and you just decided to dip your wick into a 16 year old. They might believe you. They probably want. You will be known as a baby booty bandit. They will kick your ass. They will f-ck your ass. They will make you lick toilets for their entertainment.

Then again, you might never get caught.

 

[bwood]

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

thinkin about postin a pic of my rummage
sale couch, assplorer...

for you, it will be the stuff of nightmares...