Is this a random lay or what?

[eat big]

So I am walking out of my school's main building in the parking lot. As I'm walking I'm looking down and see a credit card and next to it a school ID card. I look on the school ID card and it's a girls card -- a very attractive one. So I get in contact with her (found her number in the student directory) and she tells me to drop the cards off by her place. So I go by, she asks me if I want to come in, asks me if I want a drink. So I have a few drinks with her. She starts telling me that I 'sounded good' on the phone. So I ask her what she means (already knowing what she means) and she just smiles. Next thing I know I am making sexual explosion inside of her. Her vagine was tight like mans anus.

 

[rykertest]

So I am walking out of my school's main building in the parking lot. As I'm walking I'm looking down and see a credit card and next to it a school ID card. I look on the school ID card and it's a girls card -- a very attractive one. So I get in contact with her (found her number in the student directory) and she tells me to drop the cards off by her place. So I go by, she asks me if I want to come in, asks me if I want a drink. So I have a few drinks with her. She starts telling me that I 'sounded good' on the phone. So I ask her what she means (already knowing what she means) and she just smiles. Next thing I know I am making sexual explosion inside of her. Her vagine was tight like mans anus.

total lie.

 

[jerkbox]

*high five*

 

[eat big]

total lie.

I do not lie on the internets about such things. So you must agree then that it is completely random?

 

[rykertest]

I do not lie on the internets about such things. So you must agree then that it is completely random?

Well first off it's Internet (no s) Al Gore only made 1 Internet.

2) Dear penthouse letters....lol

3) It's a lie but hey, it's a good one.

4) Random lie yes.

 

[rnch]

.... Next thing I know I am making sexual explosion inside of her. Her vagine was tight like mans anus.

pick 3 in 3...2...1....

 

[Scotsman]

Nicely done.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jackangel]

people don't lie on the internet, what? i, for one, thrust my hips at you with great pride, sir.

 

[-SD-]

healother needs to hit this dude up for a wingman.

 

[hotzie]

im not buyin it , buy it would be fun.


and how the fuck you know what a tight mans anus feels like???????????

 

[Nathan]

im not buyin it , buy it would be fun.


and how the fuck you know what a tight mans anus feels like???????????

lmao. Great question.

 

[eat big]

im not buyin it , buy it would be fun.


and how the fuck you know what a tight mans anus feels like???????????

What the fuck bro? So I should just post typical boring stories about getting laid? Shit, it was months ago I left the company of healother and Sublime ZM. This shit happens and I couldn't believe it myself. I felt dirty. I still do. I posted this cause I thought you would be proud but apparently not. I guess I had high expectations because I thought some of you would actually believe me knowing I don't bullshit about this stuff. But it is too random as I said to be believable I guess.

 

[KillahBee]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Holy shit, dude - fucking eat big making a thread about easy lays?!!!!

how far you have come, young padiwan.

 

[jackangel]

i'll believe you. although i have a general reason not to, i have no specific reason. if you're lying, i don't give a fuck. so, yeah, that's pretty far out and awesome. i'm going to keep my eyes glued to the ground from now on. i'm bound to come upon a dropped license or credit card or ID card or some shit, eventually.

tell healother to do this as well. it's clearly the most reasonable approach.

 

[eat big]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Holy shit, dude - fucking eat big making a thread about easy lays?!!!!

how far you have come, young padiwan.

I guess easy is one way to put it.

 

[hotzie]

well if its true mad props homey , and you never answered my question, how you know what a mans anus feels like?? youre under homo suspicion

 

[biteme]

Oh the stories I could tell.

 

[eat big]

well if its true mad props homey , and you never answered my question, how you know what a mans anus feels like?? youre under homo suspicion

Borat.

 

[-SD-]

On a college campus this isnt too far fetched. Ive actually had even more random than this. Now what would have made this kickass is if you would have ran up charges on her credit card on the way over to her place, then fucked her anyhow.

 

[hotzie]

Borat.

 

[eat big]

On a college campus this isnt too far fetched. Ive actually had even more random than this. Now what would have made this kickass is if you would have ran up charges on her credit card on the way over to her place, then fucked her anyhow.

Yeah there are plenty of chances here no doubt. The school I go to is over 60% female. It just a numbers game.

 

[hotzie]

Yeah there are plenty of chances here no doubt. The school I go to is over 60% female. It just a numbers game.

go get em man , im proud of you homey.

 

[Gambino]

work it eat big

 

[Lestat]

great story if true!

 

[string_bean00]

almost missed this thread


that was fucking awesome

you are the man


weren't you pulling a "saving yourself for someone special" bullshit thing a few months back?

you've come far

 

[eat big]

almost missed this thread


that was fucking awesome

you are the man


weren't you pulling a "saving yourself for someone special" bullshit thing a few months back?

you've come far

At the time, I didn't think I was. But I look back on it now and that's basically what it was.

I just finally got to the point where it seemed unrealistic to wait for so long for one person which became outweighed by the fact that I felt it was what was separating me from just about everyone else here. I knew once it happened I would change and I was ready for a change. I felt it would inject something into my life I was missing, cause my life was boring for a while -- partly cause I spent way too much time on here.

 

[Becoming]

Now what would have made this kickass is if you would have ran up charges on her credit card on the way over to her place, then fucked her anyhow.

I agree, you should have bought yourself some good shit on her card.

But I still think you are lying.

 

[gotmilk]

about time.

Is the chick on the right the same chick?

 

[medical]

Should have bought her flowers and jewelry with her own card and told her it was because you were stunned by her beauty and thought that fate brought you together. Then give her a fake name and # after you hit it.

 

[gotmilk]

Then give her a fake name and # after you hit it.

There's only one hairy Eat Beav on campus. Kind of hard to hide and still go to class.

 

[swole]

Holy shit bro NICE!! I never knew you lost the V-Card.

Well done bro. Well done.