Is the Apocalypse Upon Us??

[HANSEL]

Is this the "End Times" or what? I seriously even doubt there is such a thing, but the world has gotten pretty crazy.

 

[the nature boy]

the world has always been crazy. That said, I hope the end of the world doesn't happen before this weekend, I'm going to try and get anal from the girl I'm dating. After that, fine.

 

[HANSEL]

lol, true.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

May1010 got his "end times" from unprotected sex with plifter. His expiration date draws nearer, I think.

 

[HANSEL]

Was my first poll the gayest thread ever? lol

 

[danielson]

maybe

 

[Sinistar]

there are alot of godless ppl on here bro. not too likely that most care.

personally, if its the end, im not gonna worry. ive lived life trying to go with the greater good even when it wasnt the best for me. i think ill ultimatly pass the test.

 

[HANSEL]

maybe

Lol, I was afraid of that.

 

[danielson]

Lol, I was afraid of that.

i was referring to the apocalypse

 

[DUSTY]

DOOMSDAY IS COMING!! CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS......WHICH IS THE BIBLE.

 

[JohnyJuice]

May1010 got his "end times" from unprotected sex with plifter. His expiration date draws nearer, I think.

Kinda like the tree falling in the forest though....
"if plifter were to sodomize you and you didnt even feel it, did he really sodomize you?"
If you saw the pics of plifter's dick, you would know what i mean. Damn he was hung like a horsefly.

 

[big_bad_buff]

DOOMSDAY IS COMING!! CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS......WHICH IS THE BIBLE.

exactly. people look at the bible and think it's just a bunch of BS religion stuff, but what they don't realize is that this book has hundreds of fulfilled prophecies, and if all those have come true I think i'll be believing the prophecies to come. but yes, the end is upon us, I believe this will unfold in our life time

 

[DUSTY]

exactly. people look at the bible and think it's just a bunch of BS religion stuff, but what they don't realize is that this book has hundreds of fulfilled prophecies, and if all those have come true I think i'll be believing the prophecies to come. but yes, the end is upon us, I believe this will unfold in our life time

i beleive that we have found a true beleiver yet!

 

[BowlingForSoup]

My mother actually quoted me a scripture (which escapes me now, I'll ask her tomorrow) but essentially, everything that's unfolding right now completely mirrors what that says. I'll ask her tomorrow and look it up and put it up here. It's a bit chilling.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Hmmm....

www.endtime.com

 

[KnoXville]

So is the whole ‘apocalypse’ thing some kind of inventive synonym for the phrase, insanely explosive diarrhea, because if so I’m about to apocalypse something brutal into my porcelain seat of power quite promptly and I fear that it wont be a pretty sight for all parties involved.