fuck secrets, i votes hes a fag and i hate him. Thats tricky choice though, because he's a fag almost got a quick checkmark! We will be counting chads after this one. Plus..........any pussy bragging about getting wasted on red wine gets the fag nomination. 10 bucks says he never drank straight out of the bottle once.
I am going to protest this election. The first question is purposely taking away votes from the 3rd choice by offereing such a clear decision that no further thought is given. This ballot needs to be reconstructed in a more "order of importance" , and needs specific warnings of "all choices should be considered" before whipping out the checkmark.