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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compeled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rats ass if someone else notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work........more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding dress $2000.00. Tux rental $100.00.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10.00 for a 3-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quitely enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat.
25. 3 pairs of shoes is more than enough.
26. You can quitely watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You aren't expected to know the name of more than 5 colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn the wrench.
31. You are unalble to see wrinkles on your clothes.
32. The same hairstyle last for years, perhaps decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.
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Ten things men know for sure about woman:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compeled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rats ass if someone else notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work........more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding dress $2000.00. Tux rental $100.00.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10.00 for a 3-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quitely enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat.
25. 3 pairs of shoes is more than enough.
26. You can quitely watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You aren't expected to know the name of more than 5 colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn the wrench.
31. You are unalble to see wrinkles on your clothes.
32. The same hairstyle last for years, perhaps decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.
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Ten things men know for sure about woman:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.
