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Interesting experiment with cigarettes

SoreArms

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Well since I used to smoke I already knew the results so I guess it wasn't really an experiment, but I digress.

So Saturday night my cousin and I were headed to a bar, and of course, we want to meet some chicks. So I told him that we should stop and buy some cigerettes and a lighter, he was like WTF, we don't smoke. I told him that smoking is a very social event and since in California you have to go outside of the bars to smoke, smokers like to huddle together and socialize while they smoke. You also get a lot of people that will ask for a light or a cigarette, these people usually wind up striking a conversation. So I told him that aside from meeting chicks, we were aslo going to make friends. (Of course, I had to teach him how to hold, drag and flick a cigarette the "cool" way). So we get to the bar and have a few drinks. About an hour later we see a nice crowd gather outside to smoke, so we made our move. The plan went through without a hitch. As soon as we lit up, a couple next to us started "hey, how's it going guys, blah blah blah" shaking hands, etc... Then some chick comes up and asks for a cigarrete and sticks around talking to us, then another crowd of chicks comes outside to light up and starts talking to us. So in two smoking trips we had made a lot of friends, talked to several "prospective" ladies and blended in as if we were locals and regulars, it was a good time. Unfortunately, my cousin got a little too drunk. He drank 2 adios mother fuckers, and he's a light weight so by midnight, he was too incoherent and he had thown up in the bathroom so I figured it was better to get out and take him home before he got stupid and/or annoying.

Anyways, the moral of this story is that if any of you guys who go to bars/clubs want an easier time meeting people/women, take some cigarettes.
 
Smoking sucks. I did it for about 1 year (on and off) and quit cold turkey. What a horrible addiction.

Meeting girls, making friends are not worth killing yourself.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
yes but then you pick up smokers

think health
think breath
think how stupid you would ahve to be to smoke these days.

sorearms bud, theyre all yours :D

I agree. If you don't smoke, why would you want to pick up someone who does? That doesn't make sense at all. I wouldn't put my tongue in the mouth of a smoker. icky.
 
I smoked for 13 years or so and quit cold turkey. I don't even have the desire to smoke except for when I drink. I won't even date a chick that smokes.
 
BUT id like to say thanks, because your heart was in the right place, sorearms :)

aaaand maybe give you some k, you whore :D

did you look after your cousin, or go home with some tar-lunged hottie? ;)
 
lots of people only smoke when they drink so if they are smoking at a bar/party it doesn't mean they smoke every day of their life. Seems like a LOT of people I know don't smoke but when they get a buzz going everyone's bumming a cig
 
bran987 said:
he's not trying to get married guys.
exactly, this is for a night out on a "mission" if you get my drift.

GoldenDelicious said:
BUT id like to say thanks, because your heart was in the right place, sorearms :)

aaaand maybe give you some k, you whore :D

did you look after your cousin, or go home with some tar-lunged hottie? ;)
Yeah, he's 23, but recently moved back with his parents so I didn't want to take him home all wasted, I had him crash at my place. The thing is that I like being a fun and social drunk while he's still got the 17 year old annoying drunk mentality. You know, when you think it's funny to be loud, annoying and stupid. So I'm trying to teach the ways of the drunken, social Jedi.

I'm not a smoker anymore and do not have an urge to smoke. I also quit cold turkey almost 4 years ago. This was strictly for soical and for lack of better terms "pussy getting" reasons, although my cousin getting too hammered kind of spoiled the plan. I can pick up chicks without a gimmick, but this is an easy way to get to come to you and hover around you instead of you having to make the approach. Just a tip for those guys that like go out on "missions", and want to make the task a little easier.
 
what is an adios mo-fo?

as for smoking, I used to smoke, now dont want to becuase I try to run, plus the cancer runs in my family, and I already had cancer of the fist, but if I would smoke I would go with menthols, I like parliment menthol lights
 
Kroliczek said:
Yes. I must take part in this experiment :rasta:


like I said before, my blunts have been known to drop drawers at a dangerous speed...I'm not sure if you could handle that
;)
 
cigarette smoking girls are super badass, like the cigarette smoking man, but a girl.

I smoke cherry flavored stuff, so when I makeout they always like the taste of mouth. The scent sort of hides the whole not-brushing-ever thing, too.
 
chaos mage said:
cigarette smoking girls are super badass, like the cigarette smoking man, but a girl.

I smoke cherry flavored stuff, so when I makeout they always like the taste of mouth. The scent sort of hides the whole not-brushing-ever thing, too.
ninjas smoke?
 
i used to carry around a "pocket of fun" sophomore year of college, it consisted of cigarettes, a lighter, condoms, and gum. good times back then
 
Absolutely true. It is an extremely social action. And, honestly, i've found that smokers are generally more social people anyway. At my previous job i'd go out to the smokers' break area just because they actually talked. NO ONE in the non-smoking area said a damn word, unless it was lunch time and a bunch of people were in there.
 
I don't smoke and I'd have to be pretty desperate to start just so I could pick up chicks.



























So, what's a good brand cigarette for beginners?
 
alien amp pharm said:
I don't smoke and I'd have to be pretty desperate to start just so I could pick up chicks.



























So, what's a good brand cigarette for beginners?

chicks like bad asses when it comes to smokers. if your going to do it do it right!! Go with like Virginia Slims 100's or something to that effect.
 
i dont smoke, i might occasionally have one cigarette, but thats about it, it is true that smokers are more social, and who am i to judge anyone, i do steroids and have done other drugs.
 
dunk said:
chicks like bad asses when it comes to smokers. if your going to do it do it right!! Go with like Virginia Slims 100's or something to that effect.

OMG.. that made me seriously crack up! :lmao:
 
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