Instead of Posting Problems.....

[Dial_tone]

The next solution is to take two of deez nuts and don't call me in the morning.

 

[d3track]

don't plug an american viberator into an european outlet

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I have two solutions to any problem:

1) suicide

2) drink more beer

 

[Code]

I'm tired of seeing people post problems, computer problems, girfriend problems.

I'm going to post solutions.


Here we go, my first solution post:

Swtich the jumper from master to slave.

 

[jnuts]

Swtich the jumper from master to slave.

No, use cable select.

 

[d3track]

yes you should wipe it off your computer screen

 

[IhateOsama]

When you want to have sex insert the penis into the vagina, tighten nuts and ram hard. Sorry I don't now how the gay sex thing works.

 

[onerepmaximum]

E=MC squared

 

[Dial_tone]

Next time don't take pictures of her pimply fat ass.

 

[Ganryu]

When you want to have sex insert the penis into the vagina, tighten nuts and ram hard.

I thought it was:
1. Insert somewhere close (preferrably moist).
2. Thrust.
3. Repeat.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Penicillin

 

[Ganryu]

Uninstall and reinstall TCP/IP.

 

[WODIN]

If you find yourself next to a big guy named bubba with the number 845689354381 on his shirt ask him to be gentle and no-glove-no-love.

 

[IhateOsama]

I thought it was:
1. Insert somewhere close (preferrably moist).
2. Thrust.
3. Repeat.

That does not work on old ladies. Not enough natural lube when they are crusty and dry. Thus you have to ram hard to combat the crusty effect.

 

[Ganryu]

That does not work on old ladies. Not enough natural lube when they are crusty and dry. Thus you have to ram hard to combat the crusty effect.

Thanks for the clarification. I've never had to "poke the scab".

 

[Dial_tone]

Cancel the service at least 5 business days before the billing cycle ends.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

put the speakers closer to the computer.

 

[alien amp pharm]

The solution to every problem:

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B B A select start.

 

[Ganryu]

Reboot.

 

[onerepmaximum]

shave your nuts.

 

[Dougly]

See a doctor, get rid of it.

 

[Ganryu]

Put a large magnet on your monitor.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Even if you don't have to, take a dump then a shower before you go clubbin. Very important 1) dump 2) shower. That way, if you do hook up, you won't have a shitty ass. See JA could have done this before he got his massage and things would have been OK.

 

[Dial_tone]

Better to take too much nolvadex than too little.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

That does not work on old ladies. Not enough natural lube when they are crusty and dry. Thus you have to ram hard to combat the crusty effect.

pick the scabs and let the puss run

 

[Dial_tone]

Tell her the room was so dark you couldn't tell which hole you were putting it in.

 

[Code]

Wipe.
*THEN* wash.