Instant Winner?

[MaGilicuti]

I was hungry recently (yes I get hungry) so I decided to go to the cafe at my work. It was closed so I just wanted to see what was in the vending machine. Now all these candy bars have contests with them claiming to give big prizes and what not. And I thought about it, so does cereal and soda, shit like that. I mean its all bullshit no one ever wins, or do they? You might win a shit prize but nothing like the grand prizes, who ever gets that and how come no one is making a big deal about this crap. Its been going on forever!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I once bought a candy bar from a local vendor, and when I bit into it, my mouth was being filled with window cleaner.

I guess you could call that a prize.