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bwood

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where would one get tapeworm larvae from???

human/beef cattle version...pork is too heinous...
 
I was doing parasitology work at the time. I'd check places similar to California Biological supply. Not sure where mine originally came from, but my school ordered many of their organisms from that company. They were to be used for regeneration experiments and dissections. I used a glass contact lens case and grabbed some before they were to be used. Fresh, baby. Fresh.

Worst comes to worst, you could try to contact a Thai hooker. lol
 
i have read stories that purport that beef tapeworms were used for weightloss early in the 20th century...even that they were available by mail for this purpose...

ive also read about the guy that infected himself and went down the amazon river and ate whatever he wished (early 1900's) and suffered no problems whatsoever...

and when he returned, he took the poison to get rid of the worm and crapped out a 30 footer...this was in ripley's as well...

any of that sound right to you???
 
The humans taking them for weight loss is still done in Thailand, hence the Thai hooker comment I threw in. A thirty-footer is one Hell of a worm, though, even if most of it is reproductive segments.

They fuck you up by absorbing micronutrients. Make no mistake. And the treatments are also not kind to your body. You basically create a toxic state that harms the worm more than it harms you, since your bodymass is greater.
 
i wonder as i have a friend that is an overweight diabetic and who does not have the willpower to stop eating so fucking much...

i have always wondered if tapeworms preferred to absorb carbs, fats, proteins, or vits/mins...

if they love high glycemic carbs, it seems they could be useful for one in my friend's condition...

i also thought that tapeworms could be gotten rid of with emetics(sp) basically, just projectile shitting them out???
 
the pork tapeworms are da nasties tooth...

they form benign cysts all over your muscle tissue...

incurable and unremovable...
 
bwood said:
i wonder as i have a friend that is an overweight diabetic and who does not have the willpower to stop eating so fucking much...

i have always wondered if tapeworms preferred to absorb carbs, fats, proteins, or vits/mins...

if they love high glycemic carbs, it seems they could be useful for one in my friend's condition...

i also thought that tapeworms could be gotten rid of with emetics(sp) basically, just projectile shitting them out???

Most, if not all, parasitic forms of life have a preference for proteins and micronutrients. As you know, these are the main requirements for tissue generation.


You could, I suppose, lose them via magnesium citrate in high doses, but it depends on how attached they are. They are rather good at what they do, you know, and are usually removed via toxic compounds, though.


As for my PMs, I hate PMs. PMs usually become a vehicle for people to ask me how to acquire pharmaceuticals and/or cycle advice. Gets old fast.




Pork tapeworm cysts are nasty Not just in muscle tissue do the cysts form. Also, in organs and even in the brain. The thoughts of them being in my brain or my heart is especially disturbing. Remember, they had to burrow there.

Amusingly enough, MANY people in the world are infested with such cysts. Not so many in developed nations, though.
 
There should have been a period after "nasty", and "thoughts" should have been singular. I need food.
 
bwood said:
i have read stories that purport that beef tapeworms were used for weightloss early in the 20th century...even that they were available by mail for this purpose...

Interesting. I've never understood why people don't just go to Mexico and drink the water when they want to drop some fat. Guaranteed to make you shoot 20 pounds out your ass in a month.

(I mean, really, is that any less silly than injecting botulism into your forehead to prevent wrinkles?)
 
Imakarum_Mirabilis said:


Most, if not all, parasitic forms of life have a preference for proteins and micronutrients. As you know, these are the main requirements for tissue generation.


american propensity for lazyness...

epidemic of type two diabeties...

gentically engineered tapeworm for
decreased reproductive rapacity, decreased size and
almost exclusive carbohydrate metabolism...

hmmm...possible???
 
We could do it. We could do a lot more. A LOT more.

I imagine that if a chick was "on the worm" (I am positive the slang will evolve to generate that phrase), and I decided anal was what I wanted, that I might be dismayed to find her "dietary" suppliment wriggling on my phallus.

By the way, we'd have to really adjust the worm, as carbs don't have to go far to be absorbed. There would be a lot involved. I;'d rather build a better worm that would supply us with biosynthesized vitamins and other goodies, in exchange (perhaps) for blood. We can make a lot of blood, and it's high in everything the worm would need. Other substrates might be too variable.

I'm very interested by the prospect of engineering parasites into more mutualistic symbiotes for humans who have proved themselves worthy.

Perhaps I've said too much, though.
 
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