Imagine if actions on here were translated directly to reality

[HappyScrappy]

I constantly see people on here getting all pissy because various things happened here.
So imagine if we really did this shit in real life.

An example, say in a bank:

You walk around, tank top blazing, arms akimbo, sizing up the men around you. You find a random person in line and you walk up behind them. Their back is to you, so you say "Yo bro, what's up?"
The person turns around and you see that they are a woman, so you immediately say "SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!" and smack their ass. Then you start telling them how much you bench and that you know a great club in the city and you ask them out there, followed by a reference to how great a date you are.
Then to seal the deal, you start to whisper poetry in her ear. Stuff that is from the heart. Poorly phrased, and grammatically incorrect, but it is your soul that you are trying to pour into her ear.
The guy in front of her hears and sees you being an ass and turns around, making a comment about that.
You look up and arch your back, sticking your chest out, like a pheasant displaying plumage. You quietly stare him in the eye and say "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!"
He laughs at you and reminds you that in the civilized world, people just don't do that shit, and also comments on the fact that the actions he sees are sophmoric and out of place.
At this point, you resort to turning a shade of red, looking down, pushing your clenched fists into your pockets and muttering under your breath "fuck you dick. I have a learning disability."
The man turns around, as does the woman that you are now unsure if you have a date with or not. You need to save face.
So you tear off your tank top and oil yourself down, looking in the polished surface of the marble interior of the bank for a sign of your body. Then you yell out "hey asshole, let's see you take your shirt off - I just did!"

Although, to be fair, I don't go to the bank anymore. So maybe this is how real life is.

 

[slickdadd]

 

[Bullit]

lmao

 

[Nathan]

You forgot to add the following:

You then venture over to a half-naked woman and compliment her posterior and ask her if she might send you some pictures of herself completely naked. Not wasting a second, you drop your pants and begin masturbating ferociously. As the police come to escort you from the building you assure everyone that your actions are completely normal and that they have an entire board set-up for beating off to pictures of naked women on the internet discussion board you frequent. The police all drop their pants in kind and begin to masturbate ferociously as well.

 

[Lord_Suston]

I think I just pissed my pants.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think I just pissed my pants.....

oh, I know I did.

 

[spentagn]

subtle indeed

 

[TheProject]

Great stuff

 

[bigguns7]

LMAO. Nice.

Your inspiration for this one must have been High Intensity.

 

[HappyScrappy]

he works in it - but there are a few that fit truthfully.

 

[WODIN]

It'd be like a room full of gear-heads with tourettes.

 

[Puc]

Imagine if life was the summation of HappyScrappy posts.

We would all be overweight, yet walk around naked playing with our flaccid peepee's and quoting the onion like it was scripture. We would constantly be talking about ourselves, but not via the obvious pathways like "I am so cool." We would do it instead by writing things that only we care about and having discussions with people for whom their knowledge of the subjects was so vastly inferior that we could never be challenged, let alone wrong.
We would have a lot of body hair, too.

This post aggravates the hell out of me. Don't be such an intellectual elitist... Yes, you are smart, some other people are, too. Some of us are confident enough in out acumen that we do not have to flaunt it to justify ourselves...

 

[spentagn]

I don't see him flaunting his intelligence here, merely calling it like he sees it.

 

[Puc]

I don't see him flaunting his intelligence here, merely calling it like he sees it.

damnit this whole post reads like a thesis on why happy is smarter than highintensity. the part about the poetry is so obviously directed towards him that it is asinine to purport anything different.

 

[Torch]

lmao.........

 

[spentagn]

damnit this whole post reads like a thesis on why happy is smarter than highintensity. the part about the poetry is so obviously directed towards him that it is asinine to purport anything different.

Yeah, it his about HI. But I see it as HS calling him out for his arrogance, not for his lack of intellect. That's an added bonus. As for the poetry, it sucks.

 

[Puc]

Yeah, it his about HI. But I see it as HS calling him out for his arrogance, not for his lack of intellect. That's an added bonus. As for the poetry, it sucks.

If high acts arrogant it is a cloaking arrogance. he is guilty of the same insecurities that litter this board. he uses his body to justify himself, as do the majority of the other denizens of elite. happy does it by posting computer crap.

 

[Frackal]

IM NOT INSECURE GODDAMNIT!!KLK!K

 

[Puc]

frackle is not insecure.

and i mean that, i am not just saying that because i have been arguing with you for YEARS over said topic.

do you finally admit that the skywalker is the epitome of narcissism, though?

 

[TheProject]

I don't use anything on this board to justify myself.

And, I happen to think this post is funny. A lot of HS's shit is. Hell, I give him shit for being an elitist all the time, but it's all in good fun.

Y'know, he only likes Radiohead, thinks people who use Macs can't open doors, and looks down on you if you don't drive a Saab.

It's a chat board. Laugh a little.

And Puc, I still want to know why you have Urkel in your avatar.

 

[Puc]

it is zimbabwes leader who is forcing all the white farmers off of their lands.... i am antagonizing dballer.

 

[Puc]

no project you do not... but MANY here use this as a place to trumpet why they are so cool... a general rule of thumb is, the more you talk about how awesome you are, the less you actually believe it.

it is the cruel, aloof ones like matttheskywalker that really need to get put in their place. insecure people who talk big only wind up talking bigger when you insult them. it is reactionary.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Puc speaks a little bit of truth.
whereas a little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd go up to her and say

"Hey Baby, I'll send you some nude pic's of myself if you let me access your bank account.

I promise, I'll just look around and no one will know I'm there.

What cha say huh..? "

 

[danielson]

I'd go up to her and say

"Hey Baby, I'll send you some nude pic's of myself if you let me access your bank account.

I promise, I'll just look around and no one will know I'm there.

What cha say huh..? "

 

[argent]

This thread made my day. You're my savior HS

 

[Code]

I constantly see people on here getting all pissy because various things happened here.
So imagine if we really did this shit in real life.

An example, say in a bank:

You walk around, tank top blazing, arms akimbo, sizing up the men around you. You find a random person in line and you walk up behind them. Their back is to you, so you say "Yo bro, what's up?"
The person turns around and you see that they are a woman, so you immediately say "SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!" and smack their ass. Then you start telling them how much you bench and that you know a great club in the city and you ask them out there, followed by a reference to how great a date you are.
Then to seal the deal, you start to whisper poetry in her ear. Stuff that is from the heart. Poorly phrased, and grammatically incorrect, but it is your soul that you are trying to pour into her ear.
The guy in front of her hears you, and sees you being and ass and turns around, making a comment about that.
You look up and arch your back, sticking your chest out, like a pheasant displaying plumage. You quietly stare him in the eye and say "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!"
He laughs at you and reminds you that in the civilized world, people just don't do that shit, and also comments on the fact that the actions he sees are sophmoric and out of place.
At this point, you resort to turning a shade of red, looking down, pushing your clenched fists into your pockets and muttering under your breath "fuck you dick. I have a learning disability."
The man turns around, as does the woman that you are now unsure if you have a date with or not. You need to save face.
So you tear off your tank top and oil yourself down, looking in the polished surface of the marble interior of the bank for a sign of your body. Then you yell out "hey asshole, let's see you take your shirt off - I just did!"

Although, to be fair, I don't go to the bank anymore. So maybe this is how real life is.

This above and beyond, the funniest thing I've ever read here!!!!!!!

 

[Frackal]

frackle is not insecure.

and i mean that, i am not just saying that because i have been arguing with you for YEARS over said topic.

do you finally admit that the skywalker is the epitome of narcissism, though?

I know it, you know it, and Matt knows it....but the funny thing about narcissists, as my practicing psychology professor said, "They think they're the best, and they are usually right."

A healthy ego/self confidence is kind of like narcissism without the excessive extroversion of your thoughts about yourself... if that made sense.